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Tax Benefits (and Maybe Something More)

by zombiemarker

“It’s really simple, I don’t know why I have to keep explaining this. Now we get the benefits of any other married couple when I do our taxes, which is especially helpful considering Kaveh lives in my house free of charge. We can have the marriage annulled, or legally separate when our current living arrangements change.”

Or: Al-Haitham is bad at feelings and Kaveh is suffering, the fic.

Words: 8573, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Alhaitham (Genshin Impact), Kaveh (Genshin Impact), Tighnari (Genshin Impact), Cyno (Genshin Impact), Nahida (Genshin Impact), Collei (Genshin Impact), Dehya (Genshin Impact)

Relationships: Alhaitham/Kaveh (Genshin Impact), Minor or Background Relationship(s), Cyno/Tighnari (Genshin Impact)

Additional Tags: Marriage of Convenience, Fake Marriage, the Sumeru crew are idiots, and we love them, Sharing a Bed, Meet the Family, kind of, Relentless mockery, and also relationship meddling, Al-Haitham is oblivious for a solid 5k of this, Kaveh is less oblivious, Fluff, Pretty much all fluff, Deaf al-haitham, Tighnari is So Done (Genshin Impact), Free this poor man, First Haikaveh fic, Enjoy!

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THURSDAAY

happy Thursday the 20th

ok since i don't think i've seen any semi-comprehensive lists of the tumblr holidays for the reddit refugees, here it is.

IT JUST HAPPENS

DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

Thursday the 20th

The Fifth of Wednesday

Sometime in June: That One Halloween Post Starts Circulating

Sometime in July: Dancing Pumpkin Man Video/Gif

WEEKLY EVENTS

Every Monday: El Muchacho Monday

Every Tuesday: Tuesday Again? No Problem...

Every Wednesday: Wet Beast Wednesday

Every Thursday: Out of Touch Thursday

Every Friday: Flat Fuck Friday

Every Saturday: Don't @ Me, I'm Chilling/Caturday

Every Sunday: Fingers In His Ass Sunday

YEARLY EVENTS

January 16: Appreciate a Dragon Day

January 29: Threshold Day

All of February: Funguary

February 14: Aromantic/Asexual Day

March 9: Miku Day

March 10: Mario Day

March 14: Pi Day

March 15: Ides of March

March 23: Ever Given Got Stuck Today

April 1: Mishapocalypse

April 2: Dashcon Announcement Anniversary

April 3: Dannypocalypse

April 8: Rex Manning Day

ALSO April 8: MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD

April 13: Neil Banging Out The Tunes

ALSO April 13: Homestuck Day

April 20: haha 420 blaze it

April 25: The Perfect Date

April 28: Ed Balls Day

April 30: It's Gonna Be May

All of May: Mermay

May 3: Beginning of Dracula Daily

May 4: May the 4th Be With You

May 5: Revenge of the Fifth

May 25: The Glorious 25th of May

All of June: Pride Month

ALSO All of June: IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

June 5: Barricade Day

June 16: Let Papyrus Say Fuck

July 20: Moon Landing

September 8: The Queen Is Dead and Sans Undertale Killed Her

September 21: DO YOU REMEMBER-

All of October: SKELETON WAR

ALSO All of October: Inktober

October 3: Mean Girls Day

ALSO October 3: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Day

October 20: Unnecessary Feelings Day

October 31: HALLOWEEN

November 5: honestly what didn't happen that day

November 19: Goncharov

All of December: Will the Gävle Goat Get Destroyed Again?

December 10: Please, It's Christmas

December 24: ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASN'T CHRISTMAS

can tumblr user james-spooky update two fics in one night. maybe? probably not but maybe…

this takes place during the beginning of the au where bomni first meets laine !!