He Thinks He's Being So Smooth With His Little Face On My Leg. I SEE You, Villain

ok i think what gets me about the kind of post that's like '[children's media] has child soldiers, where are their parents!!' is that those stories really and truly aren't for people who'll think about that, they're for the people the children's age, who don't, for the most part, want to be kept safe or told they're too young to participate in the world, they want to be given a sword

u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit

“why are you tired? you haven’t done anything all day” the simple fact that i exist drains me. hope this helps

Yyyyeah, this stuff is 'pay to play'. You don't have to be popular, or good, you just need to pay.

Wish over Mutant Mayhem and Nimona?????

i must ask you reblog this so said beast, you know. actually has attributes

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

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Buddy, you're just inbuilding your own child leash. You're going to forget that's there, try to charge off to do something ill advised, and choke yourself. Batman didn't tell you because he knows, that even for only one time, he will have a child leash for Robin, and if he could do it every day, he would.

Batman should probably tell the baby bird that tying their capes together has been tried before and that the prank is going to backfire on him as spectacularly as it did on the flippy bird

Gothamites: Don't be a villain, please don't be a villain, please, please, don't be-

Danny, after stubbing his toe, jokingly: Welp, guess this is the start of my villain arc.

Gothamites frantically baby proofing table corners: aaaaaaAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

DP x DC prompt #10

Danny got a job in Gotham as a scientist/chemist and has been enjoying it greatly. He's the best in his field and everyone he works with is weirdly nice to him. If only they weren't so nervous around him all the time.