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EAT A DICK @staff

the suffering never ends

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

i don't think etho would ever come out as gay. one day on someone's stream he'd casually mention how his husband always finishes the milk and there will be a silence that extends over the entire server. grian kills himself and etho continues as if nothing

being a transmasc with honkin bazonkers is so uniquely tragic. i spend so much time and effort each day trying to hide them beneath sports bras and layers of clothing and its such a shame because. they're nice tits. even my mum is jealous of them. and yet here i am, wishing they didnt exist.

im so sorry tiddies, i dont deserve you.

whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

hannibal’s name rhyming with cannibal is like vague enough to be a coincidence but he’s also a fancy chef who always serves organ meat and/or raw meat dishes that exactly line up with whatever body part disappeared from the FBI’s most recent batch of bodies, and he serves it to the FBI, who doesn’t notice

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

used to have mostly cds and dvds but i now have. one book. lost everything in the moving process. life is hell

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