Lironthehalfdragon - Gay Loser

Reblog this if it’s okay to DM you and shoot the friendship shot.

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

kid, when life gets you down you got three choices

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

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hannibal’s name rhyming with cannibal is like vague enough to be a coincidence but he’s also a fancy chef who always serves organ meat and/or raw meat dishes that exactly line up with whatever body part disappeared from the FBI’s most recent batch of bodies, and he serves it to the FBI, who doesn’t notice

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

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RADIATION POISONING

if terfs touch this post, one billion roentgen

the suffering never ends

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

could i really have not just been a snail, or perhaps a frog? must i be human, with all of the suffering that entails?

the human body is a fucking mess and mine is included in that description