The Realization This Brought Me Made Me Cry Actual Tears.. [not Mine]

Yeah every Tuesday occurrence

Hello Dr crane. How is my fellow bird companion? Hmm?

Hello Oswald I'm doing as well as a scarecrow can this evening how are you?

I forgot to post this video a while back

I'll keep that in mind sorry for the late reply but if you tuned in to the news you would see why I wasn't here for a bit

Hello Dr crane. How is my fellow bird companion? Hmm?

Hello Oswald I'm doing as well as a scarecrow can this evening how are you?

“You don’t need to lose weight!”

Says the girl with a flat stomach, thin thighs with a thigh gap, visible collarbones and hips, slim arms, and no face puffiness

I'm under your bed

Dear neighbor: if you don't bring your crying puppy inside immediately I will be forced to walk over there, steal your puppy, and give him a life of love and luxury, and then he will hit it big in Hollywood and he'll make millions, and then a year later we'll return and you'll say "oh my gosh, celebrity puppy, remember me? I was your owner!" and the puppy will look back at me and I'll give a subtle nod of encouragement and then he'll turn back to you and say "Never heard of you" and then he'll tell the limo driver to lock the windows