An Observation On How Tumblr Talks About Shows

Elden Beast appearance is depending on the ending

I did it!!! Boss names past Prometheus blocked bc i don't wanna spoil for anyone <3 (specifically my wife)

If I could blaze this picture of my cat I would

listen I ended up regretting saying anything about this on my old blog because people will interpret literally any and every statement maliciously on this hellsite but I want to start like. a helpline for people who are like “hey I pretty much only read YA but I’m like 22 now and don’t relate to teenagers as much, it’s such a shame that there are no fun books written for adults :(” because boy HOWDY are there some fun books for adults 

dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

Han dynasty scholar Wang Chong gives an argument against the existence of ghosts

Every time someone says “dragon” in How to Train Your Dragon

what, have you never seen a boy with a vagina before? i turn dramatically away from you, further aggravating the large stab wound in my abdomen

i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer