Greetings! It Is I - Covid Corvid.

If armored core has taught me anything this is how you get big jumps

Getting leg extending surgery to make me taller. I'm digitigrade now. The dissonance between my legs and my body is repulsive and I am in great pain. No trousers fit me. But I'm 5ft 10 now so, worth it

They are already selling data to midjourney, and it's very likely your work is already being used to train their models because you have to OPT OUT of this, not opt in. Very scummy of them to roll this out unannounced.

Peans

Not quite peas, not quite beans

But something special, in betweans

Ersatz peans, or as @little-a-gender put it, pseudopeans.

gimme a few days and i might try blending my peans

we are on like covid variant #100037 and rsv/flu/pneumonia cases are rising and people will show up unmasked and be like “yeah i’ve been sick for days :/” like. ok. Get the fuck away from me then? why are you out here breathing on everything. the very least you could be doing is masking. NOT hacking into open air every two seconds.

It's true

as @little-a-gender put it, very Tom Cardy 'why am I anxious' vibes

I have no brain cells and this is all I can see

can i jsut say… isnt it insane that polar bears go underground like imagine just walking along with a shovel and u start digging a hole and a bear is in there

Goblin time

Why does the Polish army give people sideways cat ear hats?

in case you were thinking about buying or building a pc soon: