You. Know. How. We. Feelin.

i actually love how real this feels? i was never allowed to watch cartoons as a kid but i think i wouldve loved this *realness* and genuine voice as a child yknow? the unintentional stutter not being cut out, the breathing, the 'hm?'- things that you don't have in these modern day kids shows. it kinda makes me sad watching it now.

Obviously this is an adorable bit but I'm so struck by how different this is from so many little kid shows today like.......the muted colors. no background noise. no sound effects. you can literally hear Jim Henson breathing between his lines. Ernie is talking very slowly, meandering, letting the kids digest the info. it's a full minute before you get the payoff of it all. man

he has so much meat on him,,,, good thing im not vegan

Welcome back 'Main Event' Jey Uso! (Payback 2023)

my first fic after brain damage 🎀

adult brian handles the laura moser situation

The metallic stench of blood was familiar to Brian by now, the way it hung thick in the air, so thick and pungent that he could almost taste it with each breath, copper on his tongue- that wasn’t out of the ordinary. The way it mixed with the tang of rust and the saltiness of the sea that slipped in through the cracks of the shipping container, less so.

Brian’s hands trembled as he knelt by his mother’s lifeless body. Jeans soaked up her blood greedily. The cold, wet floor beneath him seemed to leech the warmth from his skin, intensifying the lack of insulation the metal gifted. The world outside was distant and unreal, a stark contrast to the horror contained within this claustrophobic tomb.

fucked around last night got drunk and became an ordained minister. 🧍

now im writing samijey smut with a hangover

what an extraordinary life i live.

i feel like a teenager all the time and then i look at my friends who got whole kids...

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men's thighs are some of the best things in the world thank you god

this is CRAZY!! and ILLEGAL!!!!

Babygirl core

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dear god he’s literally my husband we’re literally married

Jimmy swears he's in a sitcom.

@jeyusos-girl i got you, bestie. 💙

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i’d most like to draw wrestlers so 🎀