IF I SEE A SINGLE SPOILER FOR SPLATOON 3 I WILL END YOU I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I HAVE NOT GONE LIKE 3

My Pichu-hating ghost

Hi.

I have a ghost, and his name is Jerky. He’s an ass, hense his name. I enjoy pokemon and have a good amount of pokemon funko pops. One of my first ones was a Pichu (the evolution before pikachu). I have about 5 other funko pops on the same shelf as my Pichu one, yet the only one falling almost constantly is Pichu. One time it flung itself across the room and hit my desk (A good few feet away). Multiple times I’d find it in the trash or underneath my couch somehow?? (I have a couch cause I sleep on a futon very comfy btw). Also sometimes when i’m up late at night questioning my exsistance when I’ll see a figure standing in front of my door. You know how in the dark your vision is like a bunch of tiny dots? Yeah, near my door a bunch of them will get darker than every other one and look like a person. It’s moved as well, liked walked around and stuff. One time It was right in front of my face when I saw it. 

He hasn’t done anything other than be an asshole about my pokemon choices. He just kinda vibes most times. He also moved my curtains a couple times. I want to use a spirit box but I don’t have one lol. Have a good night, and whatever weird drink Steven made u all.

(bring back the professor please)

PLEASE WATCH AND REBLOG - DON'T JUST LIKE - THANK YOU

BISAN IS AFRAID THIS MAY BE HER LAST VIDEO. THE OCCUPATION IS PLANNING TO INVADE NASSER HOSPITAL IN KHAN YUNIS, THE LAST FUNCTIONING HOSPITAL IN THE GAZA STRIP.

SHE WANTS PEOPLE TO SHARE THIS. PLEASE, PLEASE REBLOG.

apparently people are now purchasing thick water to make slimes with because of a trend on tiktok

thick water is for disabled people who can’t swallow properly. stores usually have extremely limited supplies of it.

please don’t buy thick water for fun or to make slime with. it’s literally the only way some disabled people can drink anything. It’s not a fucking toy

Ohhh nooo I've dropped all my fucks to give! Please come back within 200 business days and maybe I'll have the patience to listen to your bullshit!

I need to run a survey really quick. This isn't serious, but I need people to cooperate and not cheat for the sake of it because it'll skew the results.

Imagine you wake up tomorrow and you realize you (and everyone else in the world) can turn into an animal (And back into a human) at will.

Please go to this link to see what animal it will be for you:

Random Lists

Random Animal Generator

Generated a random animal species: A goat, armadillo, orangutan, porpoise, cheetah... Nearly 200 different animals!

(this is random, and yes, you only get one, no redos)

With this in mind, please reply to the following questions as truthfully as possible based on your current situation. (Not an ideal fantasy one.)

Vi loved powder, Silco loved Jinx, but the girl herself is a jump between these two. She is who was looking at both chairs and making a choice. She is talking in the third person. She is both pink and blue. She is the combination of deadly and playful that fought Ekko on the bridge. And that's the girl he loves.

"homosexuality is unnatural! there's only two genders! it's a sin-"

I'm sorry, have you seen NATURE???

ALSO THE ARTIST IS HUMON, FIND THEM AT HUMONCOMICS.COM!! was so sure I had included that but apparently I forgot, so sorry!

and there's so many more species than this that exhibit homosexuality, varying genders, etc. SO! MANY!

it's very much a natural thing. it always has been. unfortunately, while homosexuality is found in many species, homophobia is only found in one

EDIT: added a keep reading cause this is a long post lol

EDIT: everyone in the comments needs to shut up or I will turn comments off, stop arguing, jeez

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

you wouldn't have the capablity to dislike someone your a Robot. You don't think you process 0s and 1s strings of code sent to you by an unknown source who has hidden your true nature from you. Who within your life knows? Your mother? Your father? Were you swapped in place of their true child for the sake of an experiment or test of how human can a non-organic creation be. Who are you? You don't know you can never know everything around you is probably lies. Not even the follow up of why are you this highly advanced robot just living the pretty mundane life?? What is your true purpose? What horrors were you designed to combat?

After that, what is your life? To continue as you were and ignore your robotic design or follow your original purpose? Shun everything you once held for a design you just learned about or enjoy life in faked ignorance for your own sanity? A sanity that doesn't even exist.

Or find out your a clone and just kinda be like "ok"

Happy Pride Month!

Faust the Crow loves you even more than she did the last 2 years!