Sometimes I Say Things On Twitter And Then Make A Little Graph About It

self care is writing a fic that you’re literally the sole target audience for

Hey did you ever finish writing-

It's always

"When will fanfic writers update their stories?"

And never

"Does this fanfic writer have adequate enrichment to engage in writing behaviours?"

Fanfiction writers (Scriptor fictus) are intelligent animals who need plenty of enrichment as well as encouragement! If they're stuck in poor conditions (e.g. have studies, work, have to actually write to have something written) then they require the proper enrichment to engage in more healthy behaviours, like writing. Remember, due to poor breeding and socialisation, over half of all fanfic writers suffer from low self confidence and executive dysfunction so take care of them!

Give your fanfic writers proper care. Fanfiction writers are a life long commitment.

feeling called out today

credit: _ADWills

Me: I want to have written this fic. brain: Then write it. Me: You aren’t listening. I don’t want to write it. I want to have written it.

“I have an unfinished wip and I’m motivated”

*open gdocs and review the words ive made*

“Okay, I am now unmotivated” *closes gdocs*

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Thief (Video Games), Thief (Video Game 2014) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Garrett (Thief)/Original Character(s) Characters: Garrett (Thief), Original Character, Madam Xiao Xiao (in passing) Additional Tags: Rape/Non-con Elements, Non-Consensual Drug Use, House of Blossoms, Smut, Porn with a little bit of Plot, Garrett has a Good Time, then he doesn't Summary:

He always tried to keep jobs to the Blossom House as minimal as possible, this is just one more reason on a growing list of why he should...

Crying Dialogue Prompts:

"Hey wh- wait, were you crying?"

"What's with the tears?"

"I'll kill whoever it was that made you cry,"

"Hey- wait- no- you don't have to hide from me. It's okay. What happened?"

"Who turned the faucet on?"

"What's with the waterworks?"

"Why are your eyes all red?"

"Wait- no, don't cry again-"

"Please tell me why you're so upset,"

"You don't have to be ashamed of crying,"

"Oh please don't start again,"

"You're safe, just let it out,"

"It's okay, they aren't here anymore,"

"Try and take a deep breath for me? You're nearly hyperventilating, "

"What the hell happened?"

"Holy crap, are you okay? Your crying!"

"I don't think I've ever seen you cry before..."

"We both know those are crocodile tears,"

"When was the last time you actually let yourself cry?"

"Do you feel better now?"

"Tell me who did this to you. I'll make sure you never shed a tear because of them again,"

"Apparently the car isn't the only thing breaking down today..."

"How often do you fall asleep like this?"

"Why are your cheeks wet?"

"I can tell you've been crying,"

"There's no need to cry now. Come on, it's all over,"

"I heard you crying..."

"Come on, let's wipe away those tears,"

"They aren't worth crying over, never have been,"

"You don't have to tell me anything if you don't want to, but please, at least let me keep you company?"

"There's no way I'm leaving you alone like this,"

"Shhh, it's okay now,"

"Hey, listen to me, it's gonna be alright,"

"There's no need to cry, I'm right here,"

"There's nothing to be embarrassed about, crying is healthy,"

"You would feel a lot better if you just let it out,"

"It's okay, you can cry, it's just us,"

"Is there any particular reason for this or...?"

"Anything I can do to help?"

"This is the third time this week..."

"It's too late to cry about it now,"

"You don't have to lie to me ya know, your eyes are still red,"

"Do you want me to leave you alone?"

"Look I'm terrible at the whole comforting thing but, maybe I can make you laugh?"

"I hate seeing you cry,"

"Talk to me, I'm not afraid to tickle it out of you,"

"I know a way to make you smile again..."

"I know your in there, I can hear you sniffling... please unlock the door..."

"I've seen you cry plenty of times,"

"Just close your eyes, I'm here,"