What Do You Mean I Have To Write It Myself?

THIS SAVES ME SO MUCH GRIEF OMG

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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It is a joyous day

This isn’t a fix-it fic, but I started to decorate my door for st. Patty’s today! I got interrupted by class buttttt…

It will look better when it’s done, expo markers are just the bane of my existence.

Edit 1: if you recognize this, no you don’t. 🩷

Edit 2: Update!!

Rip my black expo marker. Let’s hope my neighbors don’t erase this one!! Happy (early) St. Patrick’s day!!

Keith may be hot headed, angry and mean, but he’s also scared. Hurt. Vulnerable. They’re going through some crazy and scary shit, and he had been dealing with his on crazy, scary shut prior to it, and had more and more heaped on top.

me when i see someone reduce keith's entire character to being hotheaded angry and mean

Ted’s literally such a good guy 😭

ted using henry as a drum oh my god...

I have so many near-comple wips, but writers block and task paralysis are wiping the floor with me, so please bear with me lovies 🫶

I long to kill the writers block fairy

I’m sorry y’all I’m in my hurt/comfort // all hurt/no comfort arc rn bc I cannot find what I want and so I have to do it I know I call myself miss fix-it fic but all I want is suffering atm I’m sorry

Always the writer, never the reader.

PLEASE!! boops for all!!!!!!!!!!

That hurted :(((

Penbis

what if i said i hate you

i did this instead of writing