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Wonka: [looking around room to see if anyone notices the smoke] Does anyone smell anything smoky?

Mrs. Gloop: Did you bring your jerky in again?

Wonka: [clears throat]

Mrs. Beauregarde: [points to smoke] Oh, my God! Uh, Oh my God!

Violet: What–

Mike: Whoa, fire!

Wonka: Oh, fire! Oh my goodness! What’s the procedure? What do we do, people?

Mrs. Beauregarde: The phones are dead.

Wonka: Oh, how did that happen?

Charlie: It’s out in the hall.

Wonka: No, we don’t know that. The smoke could be coming through an air duct.

Grandpa Joe: Oh my God! Okay, it's happening. Everybody stay calm.

Wonka: What’s the procedure, everyone? What’s the procedure?

Joe: Stay calm!

Wonka: Wait, wait, wait.

Joe: Everyone, now calm down!

Wonka: No! No, Joe! No! Touch the handle. If it’s hot, there could be a fire in the hallway.

Joe: What does warm mean?

Everyone: [groaning] Oh my God.

Wonka: Not a viable option.

Mrs. Beauregarde: Try a different door.

Wonka: Okay, what’s next?

Joe: Don’t run.

Wonka: Oh! Here’s a door. Check that one out. How’s the handle?

Mike: It– it’s warm.

Wonka: Well, uh, another option. [everyone chattering at once]

Mr. Teavee: Back door.

Wonka: Back to our options. Jeez! Ok! settle down everyone. No bunching!

Violet: Oh! I forgot my duffel bag.

Mr. Salt: Leave it, girl!

Joe: Get out of the way! Go, go, go!

Wonka: Things can be replaced, Violet! People, human lives, however, can…

Augustus: Ah! Mein hand! Zat’s hot!

Mike: Aah! This one's hot too!

Joe: Okay, we’re trapped. Everyone for himself.

Wonka: Okay, let’s go.

Everyone: [shouting] Out of my way! Let’s go. Get out of my way!

Wonka: Calm, please.

Mike: Get out of the way!

Wonka: Have you ever seen a burn victim?

Mike: Move it!

Wonka: Okay! Procedure, procedure. Exit options. Where do we go folks? Wha– Use a what to cover the mouth?

Mrs. Gloop: [pulling her cat out of a filing drawer] It’s okay. Shh shhh.

Wonka: A what? A rag. A damp rag, perhaps. Let’s remember those procedures. What are the options? Okay, that’s the wrong way. We’ve already tried that. Remember your exit points. Exit points people.

Mrs. Gloop: Liebchen.

Wonka: What’s next?

Mrs. Gloop: Liebchen!

Augustus: Stay alive! I’m getting help!

Mrs. Gloop: Pull me up!

Augustus: You’re too heavy!

Mrs. Gloop: I only veigh 150 pounds! Uh– save Herr Jones! [throws cat into air duct and he falls out through the other side] Oh!

Wonka: How about 911? Anyone? 911. [Joe throws a chair at the window, Charlie smashes a chair through the vending machine and begins to grab snacks, everyone is shouting.]

Mrs. Beauregarde: What do we do?

Wonka: Use the surge of fear and adrenaline to sharpen your decision-making.

Mr. Teavee: Okay, I am not dying here. Come on. [everyone is coughing from the smoke, Wonka lights some fire crackers and they start popping]

Mrs. Gloop: Vat is zat? Vat is zat?

Mike: The fire’s shooting at us!

Violet: What in the name of God is going on?!

Mike: Yes! [Wonka pulls fire alarm] Yes, ba– Yes, battering ram! Battering ram!

Violet and Veruca: Ahhhh!!! [Augustus’ leg crashes through the ceiling]

Mike: Go, go, go, go, go!! [Mike and Mr. Teavee ram the door with the copy machine]

Joe: [throws the projector out the window] Help!! Help!!

Mr. Salt: I’m about to die!

Wonka: [blowing air horn] Attention everyone! Employees of the Wonka Chocolate Factory! This has been a test of our emergency preparedness. There is no fire. It was only a simulation.

Mr. Teavee: What?!

Wonka: Fire not real. This was merely a training exercise. [Augustus drops down from the ceiling] So, what have we learned? [Mr. Salt falls to the floor] Oh come on. It’s not real, Rupert. Don’t have a heart attack.

Joe: No, no, no! You will not die! Rupert! Rupert! You will not die! Rupert! Rupert! Bill Gates is alive! You are rich, Rupert! I’m gonna give him mouth to mouth.

Mr. Teavee: No, no, no! Don’t give him mouth to mouth for this!

Joe: He’s going to swallow his tongue.

Mr. Teavee: No. Joe. Joe.

Joe: Open your mouth. Come on. Don’t swallow it.

Mr. Teavee: [everyone shouting at once] Joe! Joe!

Joe: Leave me al–

Mike: You’re choking him!

Joe: Saving him!

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