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...And his deadly sins
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For some reason, I’m starting to have a strange crush on Slappy for some reason. I think its because of his voice and his looks. if you guys are in love with the world’s smartest dummy around, then like, or reblog if you do.
all hail to our supreme wooden overlord!! *bows*
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Wonka: [looking around room to see if anyone notices the smoke] Does anyone smell anything smoky?
Mrs. Gloop: Did you bring your jerky in again?
Wonka: [clears throat]
Mrs. Beauregarde: [points to smoke] Oh, my God! Uh, Oh my God!
Violet: What–
Mike: Whoa, fire!
Wonka: Oh, fire! Oh my goodness! What’s the procedure? What do we do, people?
Mrs. Beauregarde: The phones are dead.
Wonka: Oh, how did that happen?
Charlie: It’s out in the hall.
Wonka: No, we don’t know that. The smoke could be coming through an air duct.
Grandpa Joe: Oh my God! Okay, it's happening. Everybody stay calm.
Wonka: What’s the procedure, everyone? What’s the procedure?
Joe: Stay calm!
Wonka: Wait, wait, wait.
Joe: Everyone, now calm down!
Wonka: No! No, Joe! No! Touch the handle. If it’s hot, there could be a fire in the hallway.
Joe: What does warm mean?
Everyone: [groaning] Oh my God.
Wonka: Not a viable option.
Mrs. Beauregarde: Try a different door.
Wonka: Okay, what’s next?
Joe: Don’t run.
Wonka: Oh! Here’s a door. Check that one out. How’s the handle?
Mike: It– it’s warm.
Wonka: Well, uh, another option. [everyone chattering at once]
Mr. Teavee: Back door.
Wonka: Back to our options. Jeez! Ok! settle down everyone. No bunching!
Violet: Oh! I forgot my duffel bag.
Mr. Salt: Leave it, girl!
Joe: Get out of the way! Go, go, go!
Wonka: Things can be replaced, Violet! People, human lives, however, can…
Augustus: Ah! Mein hand! Zat’s hot!
Mike: Aah! This one's hot too!
Joe: Okay, we’re trapped. Everyone for himself.
Wonka: Okay, let’s go.
Everyone: [shouting] Out of my way! Let’s go. Get out of my way!
Wonka: Calm, please.
Mike: Get out of the way!
Wonka: Have you ever seen a burn victim?
Mike: Move it!
Wonka: Okay! Procedure, procedure. Exit options. Where do we go folks? Wha– Use a what to cover the mouth?
Mrs. Gloop: [pulling her cat out of a filing drawer] It’s okay. Shh shhh.
Wonka: A what? A rag. A damp rag, perhaps. Let’s remember those procedures. What are the options? Okay, that’s the wrong way. We’ve already tried that. Remember your exit points. Exit points people.
Mrs. Gloop: Liebchen.
Wonka: What’s next?
Mrs. Gloop: Liebchen!
Augustus: Stay alive! I’m getting help!
Mrs. Gloop: Pull me up!
Augustus: You’re too heavy!
Mrs. Gloop: I only veigh 150 pounds! Uh– save Herr Jones! [throws cat into air duct and he falls out through the other side] Oh!
Wonka: How about 911? Anyone? 911. [Joe throws a chair at the window, Charlie smashes a chair through the vending machine and begins to grab snacks, everyone is shouting.]
Mrs. Beauregarde: What do we do?
Wonka: Use the surge of fear and adrenaline to sharpen your decision-making.
Mr. Teavee: Okay, I am not dying here. Come on. [everyone is coughing from the smoke, Wonka lights some fire crackers and they start popping]
Mrs. Gloop: Vat is zat? Vat is zat?
Mike: The fire’s shooting at us!
Violet: What in the name of God is going on?!
Mike: Yes! [Wonka pulls fire alarm] Yes, ba– Yes, battering ram! Battering ram!
Violet and Veruca: Ahhhh!!! [Augustus’ leg crashes through the ceiling]
Mike: Go, go, go, go, go!! [Mike and Mr. Teavee ram the door with the copy machine]
Joe: [throws the projector out the window] Help!! Help!!
Mr. Salt: I’m about to die!
Wonka: [blowing air horn] Attention everyone! Employees of the Wonka Chocolate Factory! This has been a test of our emergency preparedness. There is no fire. It was only a simulation.
Mr. Teavee: What?!
Wonka: Fire not real. This was merely a training exercise. [Augustus drops down from the ceiling] So, what have we learned? [Mr. Salt falls to the floor] Oh come on. It’s not real, Rupert. Don’t have a heart attack.
Joe: No, no, no! You will not die! Rupert! Rupert! You will not die! Rupert! Rupert! Bill Gates is alive! You are rich, Rupert! I’m gonna give him mouth to mouth.
Mr. Teavee: No, no, no! Don’t give him mouth to mouth for this!
Joe: He’s going to swallow his tongue.
Mr. Teavee: No. Joe. Joe.
Joe: Open your mouth. Come on. Don’t swallow it.
Mr. Teavee: [everyone shouting at once] Joe! Joe!
Joe: Leave me al–
Mike: You’re choking him!
Joe: Saving him!
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