Jason: Wow Demon Brat, The Replacement Was Right About You.

I love that Hiragi has canonical stomach issues that are exacerbated by stress and the two grade captains under his command are the two of the characters most likely to commit homicide. Kaji and Sakura can’t be trusted alone or alone together because they will cause SO MANY issues.

They’re gonna put Hiragi in the hospital at this point. And that’s just gonna cause even more stress because the two of them are gonna start fighting over who caused this. It’s gonna lead to the two of them being kicked out of Hiragi’s hospital room to prevent them from stressing him out, only he’s gonna stress out even more just imagining the chaos the two of them are causing without him keeping an eye on them.

This is Hiragi’s nightmare and it’s endlessly funny to me.

Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

STOP MAKING IT BORING! Yeah, Bruce, stop making the life and death training BORING lmao I love this child.

MY POINT STILL STANDS

My friend is currently playing Red Dead 2 and at one point they couldn't find John or his family. I responded accusing John of murdering his family and that the family in Red Dead 1 is simply his second wife and son who he named Jack as well.

The best part is they can't actually argue this because they have like 5 uncles all named John.

In Bruce's phone, he keeps the contact photos for all his kids as their baby pictures (or the closest approximation that he has).

Dick's is a photo of him when he'd first designed his Robin costumes, smiling ear to ear as he proudly showed off his first hand-sewn prototype.

Jason's is a picture Alfred got of the boy sitting on Bruce's shoulders while they went over a case.

Tim is him fast asleep in the middle of taking notes on his first real mission (he wanted to impress Bruce really bad).

Damian is a polaroid he got from Talia of him when he was about a year old, teething on a mango seed as he sat on the floor of his mother's room.

Cass is entirely blacked out except for her big bright eyes that can be seen in the darkness-- Bruce thinks it's the cutest photo ever.

Even Babs has hers set to a photo of her with her first computer, grinning happy as she probably hacked into a federal database somewhere. He got that photo from Jim.

Likewise, of course, Alfred's (very bareboned) smartphone that he barely uses has Bruce's contact set with a photo of him playing in the snow as a little boy.

Ive been laughing at this screen rant headline for like a minute bc if you’ve read the robin lives series you know the line "finally gets the ending he deserves" isn't a compliment and then it ends with "hardcore fans thought they'd never see" Which very much reads as "You thought jasons characterization in the comics couldn't get any worse think again dipshit we've reached whole new levels of bullshit youd never even dream we'd reach"

We need another Tim Drake focused comic where he gets to solve a cool mystery while being reminded of his dorky boyfriend every few panels and having cute flashbacks to their gay fluffy moments

I have been nothing but nice to this woman and this is how she repays me? By putting me in the clothes of the enemy?!

Emily put my best friend in a Joja outfit at the Desert Festival.

this is the appropriate response to being told you're turning into your dad:

everyone take notes