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The superbrothers!!

Nirei: Hey Sakura, what’s with the handstand?

Suo: oh he broke his leg earlier

Nirei: HE WHAT

Sakura Haruka strikes me as the type of guy who, when unable to put much weight on his legs, would do a handstand and walk upside down.

I think completely by accident, members of the JLA realize that making Bruce hold their baby pretty much guarantees the child will pass out and sleep soundly. And when Bruce asks them where they think they're going they tell him which fridge the milk is in and remind him he doesn't sleep anyways. But they do, and desperately need some.

Also it's really funny before the kid falls asleep to watch Batman trying to talk while a baby grabs his face and interrupts consistently until Bruce looks at it.

Staying alive was never Jason's strong suit

We always joked with Hamilton that Alexander Hamilton was haunting Lin.

Epic has something similar except it’s Hermes nor Odysseus and he’s not just bothering Jay but haunting ALL OF US with his catchy songs.

They should really warn you before getting into Epic that you may experience Hermes himself in your head while you're trying to sleep going "wouldn't you like a taste of the power" over and over and over again.

Damian goes to Mt. Ebott to prove himself. He didn't fall, he decided to go there on purpose.

... but everyone is so nice, he can't kill anyone. Monsters are supposed to be... monsters, so why are they so friendly?

I feel like Damian would do a pacifist route, he went there with the intention of killing but Toriel didn't let him, and then he had to fight her...and he just couldn't. I also feel like he stayed with Toriel for at least a couple days.

He fights the monsters untill they're too weak and then forgives them.

Can you guess who the others children were? The flowers keep repeating their words. I think the second one is pretty obvious, I mean 'it gives me magic '? We all know who that is

I recently learned that before New 52, Guy Gardener was at one point social worker. This got retconned during New 52 as did most of his previous backstory, however while the rest of his backstory got brought back, he's still a fucking cop.

DC is missing out on the opportunity to do the funniest shit.

Just imagine baby Dick meeting Guy for the first time as Robin and instantly ruining the secret identity thing by immediately shouting "MR. GARDNER????" Because Guy was the social worker assigned to Dick after his parents died.

When the league finds out Billy is just a child, everyone else is freaking out about how young he is while Guy is simultaneously going full social worker, asking Billy questions to make sure his uncle isn't facilitating this, and also trying to figure out why so many of his kids are in the Justice League.

He also quit being a social worker to teach children with disabilities, imagine Bruce S T R E S S I N G when this happens because having a superhero social worker made everything so much easier.

“You don’t know it now but there’s still more to lose”

Wip. Please interact and give me suggestions so I have the motivation to finish this

Did I just download an entire game in Japanese cause there isn’t an English version?

Maybe

Good thing I’ve been meaning to learn Japanese.