Jeremiah’s Totally Foolproof, 100% Guaranteed To Work Plan To Woo Bruce And Prove His Love To Him:

jeremiah’s totally foolproof, 100% guaranteed to work plan to woo bruce and prove his love to him:

create a church to get followers

use followers to dig a tunnel to bruce’s house

let selina literally stab him (a lot) to fake his death

have a plastic surgeon alter the faces of two people to look like bruce’s dead parents

kidnap bruce’s butler

blow up bruce’s house???

recreate the night bruce’s parents died

dress up as zorro to recreate the film bruce and his parents saw on the night they died

attempt to / kill bruce’s fake recreation parents

????

profit!!!

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5 years ago

Things that J. J and Terrio "kind of forgot"

Leia sending her kid away with Luke because she wasn't a damn Jedi.

Ben's character development in the course of The Last Jedi.

Ben Solo never wanting to be a Sith and the fact he was never, ever a Sith.

Snoke not being a damn Sith.

Rey's outfit change that represented her character development and sexual awakening.

Rey's Heroine's Journey.

Rey's character development, compassion and feminity.

Finn's entire character development.

Finn not being Force sensitivity and leaving the FO by free will, not some shit about the Force.

Poe being the son of two famous pilots and not a damn smuggler.

The Force Bond sound effect.

The elevator where Ben and Rey talking having cameras, plus making it something that could hurt Ben's rule.

Ben accusing Rey of killing Snoke, which is never mentioned.

Palpatine being the OG Voldemort and therefore not wanting to be part of the circle of life but wanting live forever.

Pablo Hidalgo saying that Palpatine didn't have children.

... Selling your children to a horrible juke trader is bad.

Rey admitting herself that her parents were nobody.

Rey struggling with the Dark Side because her own shit life and not because some damn bloodline bullshit.

Luke not having idea of who Rey was when she met her, not showing any sign of recognition. Same with Leia.

"See you around, kid."

"No one is ever really gone." That was meant to Ben, not fucking Palpatine, you stupid hacks.

Rose being one of the main characters with an arc of her own.

Poe having an arc of his own.

Finn having an arc of his own.

Any of the characters sans Ben moving the plot.

Bringing people from the dead with the Force was considering bad.

Powers are not heritary. Count Dooku had Force Lighting too, does that mea that he was a Palpatine too?

Ben and Rey already passing the phase of fighting in their relationship.

Ben not wanting to turn Rey to the Dark Side.

Rey Nobody being already canon.

Rey hating Jakku.

The entire of TFA.

(feel free to add)

(anti-reylos don't interact)

5 years ago
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R.I.P. Game Of Thrones 2011-2019
R.I.P. Game Of Thrones 2011-2019
R.I.P. Game Of Thrones 2011-2019
R.I.P. Game Of Thrones 2011-2019
R.I.P. Game Of Thrones 2011-2019

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1 year ago
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5 years ago

Let me get this straight…

They decided to make a movie taking into account feedback and complaints that certain fans had about the first two films in the trilogy. That resulted in a fan service and nostalgia filled mess that made little cohesive sense and has been slammed by critics and fans and is now the worst reviewed Star Wars movie.

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They had a stellar cast, in particular Academy Award Nominee Adam Driver, one of the best actors of this generation.

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He played Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, arguably the best and most popular character of the ST.

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They gave him no dialogue in the second half and completely underused this immensely talented actor yet he still gave it his all and stole the movie.

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They killed off his character in the most tragic, unsatisfying way.

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Now, a month after the movie was released, this character they killed unceremoniously is all anyone can talk about. The one thing everyone can agree on is that Ben Solo and Adam’s portrayal of him was the highlight of the film and the ST.

#BenSoloChallenge was trending.

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In memory of this character over $80k has been raised for Adam’s non profit organisation, Arts in the Armed Forces.

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Reylo has skyrocketed in popularity and the fandom has created so much new content.

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The Rise of Kylo Ren #1 was one of the best selling comics of 2019, even though it was only released on December 18, two weeks before the end of the year.

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Adam Driver has been nominated for an Academy Award for the second year in a row.

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No one is talking about the trio, Palpatine’s return, Rey Skywalker or any of the nostalgic fan service. It’s all about Ben Solo.

They in no way did this character’s journey justice. They threw him under the bus for their own selfish reasons even though it didn’t make sense for the narrative. They tried to throw him into a pit never to be seen again but the jokes on them because now Ben Solo is more alive than ever!

I hope Disney realises they made a huge mistake in killing off this character and prioritising their childhood nostalgia over a well written story.

2 years ago
A Favourable Misunderstanding 🧣
A Favourable Misunderstanding 🧣
A Favourable Misunderstanding 🧣
A Favourable Misunderstanding 🧣
A Favourable Misunderstanding 🧣

a favourable misunderstanding 🧣

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3 months ago

Stucky

Stucky
Stucky

In my brain they are together ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

Stucky

Reality...(I love to cry)

Stucky

Sketches

Stucky
Stucky
Stucky
Stucky
3 months ago
Haha I'm Sure This Will End Well (sorry For Lazy Art T^T)
Haha I'm Sure This Will End Well (sorry For Lazy Art T^T)
Haha I'm Sure This Will End Well (sorry For Lazy Art T^T)
Haha I'm Sure This Will End Well (sorry For Lazy Art T^T)
Haha I'm Sure This Will End Well (sorry For Lazy Art T^T)
Haha I'm Sure This Will End Well (sorry For Lazy Art T^T)

Haha I'm sure this will end well (sorry for lazy art T^T)

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3 years ago
The X-men Dancing After Soloing The Avengers And The Entire Mcu
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