New to the scene, trying to write but I’m not very experienced 🤷🏼♀️
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I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch
FYI
Hunter is based off of billy from the predator, not Rambo u uncultured swine!
I was bored and this happened
- REVENGE OF THE SITH (2005) - THE MANDALORIAN (2019– )
When ur reading smut late at night and trying to figure out whos doin what
This is a Chopper appreciation post
(that first pic though. I’m dead.)
Pulls a line over her personal list of draws to finish So, the first time that i see this precious baby (in the episode “ The Hidden Enemy”) who collect droid fingers, i have to draw him while he wears a particular necklace…
inspired by this fic called “Chopper’s Story” by Reulte which i read entirely fucking through in one sitting and it nearly ended me
i started this but @clonesandmoans motivated me to finish it.
tagging @highlycommendable who requested i submit it to the mods above (i’m likeahyena btw lmao)
saucy, but SFW
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why am i like this
I believe this is the full set aside from the Secura and Bly picture which I will also post, but full credit to the original artist Hodges-Art for these awesome pictures of Clone Commanders (& captain) with their generals!
I like big boys
Itty bitty boys
Mississippi boys
Inner city boys
I like the pretty boys with the bow tie
Get your nails did, let it blow dry
I like a big beard
I like a clean face
I don’t discriminate, come and get a taste!
“I aLmoSt JusT fUcKinG dIeD”
*URGENT: PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST*
Monday, July 20th: Hi everyone, I’m Gemma, a bi, mentally ill disaster, who’s in desperate need of help, as I'm still struggling to pay my late bills and debt.
As most of you are already aware, I have been struggling financially for quite some time due to my welfare benefits being revoked, under the UK’s controversial changes to how benefits are assessed and assigned. And due to my mental health and some unfortunate DWP mess-ups, my benefits have been on and off sanctions for the past year.
And earlier in the year, I attended a medical assessment for my U.C benefit, the results stated that I have a limited capability for work due to my chronic depression and extreme fatigue. However, despite this, my benefits were suspended without warning or explanation. I appealed against my benefit suspension, and a while ago I received my reinstated U.C payment, however, due to being in such heavy debt, it was taken immediately by creditor's and fees.
These past few months have been absolute hell for me, and with no income, I’ve been relying on the kindness of others to get by. However, due to quite a lot of late bills, fees and rent to be paid, it’s been difficult for me to stay out of debt and it just keeps building up and I'm now back in the red, as my bank account is in the negative. My goal to help me pay this and my debt off is £400!!
If anyone could spare any amount to help me, even if it’s just £1/$1/€1, it would literally save my life, and sharing definitely helps just as much as donations. Nobody is obligated in any way to donate if they can’t or don’t want to, I know we’re all struggling right now.
Thank you for your help! ♥️
If a clone has a baby does that make the others that babies uncles or fathers because they all have the same genetics 😐😟
internal bleeding
pairing: kix / mechanic!reader
word count: 2425
summary: work can be dangerous, even for someone who barely leaves the star cruiser.
a/n: i’m hitting three birds with one stone with this one!! not only is this shitpost prompt #1 AND a separate request i got a few days ago, but the 14th was my bestie @morganas-pendragons ‘s birthday!! have a little kix, kayla, as a late bday treat
warnings: getting kinda crushed by a ship, fives being a dumbass
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“Can you do Savage + Reader + Maul, where they find the accidentally got the reader pregnant, and how they would react and feel about the baby?”
darth maul
maul sat on the throne of mandalore, savage at his side
he looked elegant, his black robes draped around his shoulders
your lover appeared regal
like a king
servants milled around, their eyes focused on you as you stepped before maul and his brother
immediately, maul’s eyes snapped up from the paperwork in his hands
“ah, (y/n),” he purred, “what brings you to my throne angel?”
you swallowed, clearing your throat, “maul, may i speak to you, in private?”
the zabrak could sense the shift in your aura
your anxiety radiating off of you in intense, thick, waves
“of course,” his voice softened, “everyone, i ask that you clear the room. now.”
“even me?” savage’s eyes narrowed
“yes even you,” maul swatted away his brother
savage grumbled, but lumbered out of the space, closing the doors behind him
the noise echoed through the vast room, silence arising
“maul i’m pregnant,” the words came out, rapid fire as they fell from your tongue
“pregnant?” maul’s eyes widened, shock filling him to the brim
“yes maul,” tears brimmed your eyes
you could feel his disbelief. his pure, utter shock. his lips were pursed, amber eyes widened, jaw slack. tears streamed down your cheeks, your face growing increasingly warm.
“i’m sorry.”
maul approached you, slipping off of his throne, “angel, why would you be sorry?”
“because we both we trying to be so careful and-” you sniffled, in vain attempts to slow the tears.
however, you were cut off by maul’s warm hands cupping your cheeks, love and adoration swimming in his amber depths as he locked eyes with you
“(y/n), i love you. you are what keeps me grounded and sane through these tumultuous times. i promise you that i am not angry nor disappointed that you are carrying my child. why would i be furious when the woman i love more than anything is going to give birth to our sweet, beautiful child?”
“i love you too, my handsome man,” you whispered, “do you think that it will hurt me?”
maul placed a hand on your abdomen, feeling for another heartbeat. you weren’t quite sure how far along you were, but within your soul, you just knew that you were pregnant. you could feel another attachment to your soul, growing by the second.
“our little one is healthy,” maul’s lips curved into a wide, bright grin, “and very very content. i can feel its presence.”
“do you know if it’s a boy or a girl?” you pouted, knowing that your lover might keep it a secret
“that is something i will never tell,” maul placed a tender kiss on your forehead, “but it will be a gorgeous child. it will take after their mother, without a doubt.”
“you’re going to be an excellent father,” you beamed, taking his hands intertwining your fingers with his, “i just know it.”
“and i will do everything in my power to ensure that my queen and my princess will be loved and protected. till my last dying breath.”
savage oppress
you cooked dinner, humming a sweet melody as you mixed in a variety of herbs with the roasted nerf
a bowl of blackberries was beside you, as you would prepare those later for a special dessert
however, the way the water droplets glittered on the berries was a little too enticing
you couldn’t help yourself, popping a few of the berries into your mouth
savoring the way the tart flavor tasted on your tongue
a pair of arms wrapped around you
his head nuzzling into the crook of your neck
“you’re going to ruin your dinner if you keep eating love”
“i think i’ll be fine,” you snorted, “besides, lately i’ve been feeding two instead of one”
a gasp exited your throat as soon as you finished the statement
he wasn’t supposed to know yet
at least, not until later
about a month from now
savage’s hand gripped your wrist gently, spinning you around
his eyes were curious, eager
“did you just reveal a secret?”
a blush spread through your cheeks,
“maybe a little secret.”
“a little secret?” savage couldn’t contain his excitement, his words rushing from his mouth
“okay,” you giggled, “i’m pregnant, savage.”
savage swept you off your feet, spinning your around
never in your life had you seen the zabrak so overjoyed
not since the day you got married
he was squealing with excitement, repeating
“i’m going to be a dad! i’m going to be a dad! i’m going to be a dad!”
you couldn’t help but melt at the sight
“i’m so glad you’re taking the news so well.”
“do you know what the gender is?” his eyes searched yours, gleaming with curiosity
“i don’t,” you shook your head
“well,” savage grinned, a wide, toothy grin, “we’ll find out the day it’s born, huh?”
“we will,” you beamed
“i’m going to gather some wood and start building,” savage announced, puffing out his chest, “you finish dinner then stay off your feet, my love.”
“what are you gathering wood for?” you arched a brow, giggling
“we’re going to need a crib aren’t we?” savage called, strolling out the door
tagged: @maulieber @queen-disera-the-fifth @witchy-goth-unicorn @maulfrk @smokahuntis @darth-mauls-hoe
Smile :)
pyromaniacs – there’s one in every squad
requested by @soul-candle, based on his comic
John: Let’s get back to- (thud)
Mark, beginning to lose it: (wheeze)
So desperate...
Civilian: So, what do you do?
Fives: I hunt down werewolves.
Civilian: Uh... I don’t think those exist.
Fives: Have you ever seen one?
Civilian: Well no...
Fives: Yeah. You’re welcome.
For all you star wars fans
Hit me with the Bayverse Roadbuster headcannons,, wink wonk
Bayverse Roadbuster:
He tries to act like such a hardass, but really, he’s the biggest dork out there, especially around you
Since he’s not allowed to leave the Kennedy Space Centre, you always end up going to see him there. The other wreckers know to give you some time alone when you do, since you can’t always be there, and he tries to make it as date-like as possible
He probably calls you ‘babe’ or ‘dollface’, just to make you flustered. It backfires when you end up using ridiculously sweet pet names on him
You’re one of the few that he respects enough to let keep him in line. Usually he’ll defy orders if someone tells him what to do, but if you ask him, he’ll most likely do it, especially if you persuade him with a kiss
I need someone to design me clone trooper tattoos I need one for fordo with rex and one for fives with echo or wolf with plo koon
tech in season 7, episode 1 “the bad batch”
why, you say that like it’s a bad thing!
Have you seen what it’s like out there, Murray? Do you ever actually leave the studio?