This is one of the funniest things I've read in a while. Please enjoy, friends.
Welcome to Baked Takes! The show, where I, your host, gets too baked, and evaluates How to Train Your Dragon characters based on whether or not I think they could successfully operate a forklift.
Hiccup
Hiccup in the first movie is an absolute fucking not, but in the other two I’ll let that shit slide—yes he can fucking do it.
Astrid
Without hesitation or her eyes open.
Ruffnut & Tuffnut
It’s a no for the twin siblings Nut.
Valka
I pledge allegiance to the MILFs of the United States of Berk.
Gobber
Berk’s resident gay would crash the forklift in record breaking time.
Stoick the Vast
Now this motherfuck—
Eret son of Eret
Fuck yeah!
Grimmel the Grisly
Chaos would escape like bats out of hell if this fucker ever got his hands on a single piece of modern machinery.
Drago Bludvist
Unfortunately, yes.
Toothless
Yes!
The Light Fury
YEEEE!!!
#was mad because my dad went out drinking with his friends. ON. MY. BIRTHDAY.
Reblog and put in the tags what you did for your Sweet 16 (party, dinner, nothing..)
💕😢😅🦙
your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?
For boomers being on so many drugs that supposedly opened their minds, they really screwed us younger generations
#🩰
reblog and put in the tags your favorite emoji
@dragonnnfly @sunraebirds @safelyendangered
Stand up and fight the Tumblr power!
tumblr mobile has seadily become near unusable these past few updates. not just from a user experience perspective (which is important enough in itself) but also from an accessibility perspective.
examples include the new way the image viewer works (if you can call it "working"), the tumblr live button replacing the profile button, and that newly created blogs will be forced to have their main dashboard tab be the 'for you' page.
reverse the recent image viewer update
scrap the new users 'for you' page default setting
let us turn off tumblr live indefinitely
increase efforts against spam / porn bots
make reporting abuse and hate speech as easy as reporting as reporting spam
let us go nuts show nuts again... for real this time
commit to improving usability and accessibility, and listening to users!
(suggestions welcome!)
to protest against these usability issues, and inspired by the recent reddit blackout, i propose a 48 hour blackout (where you don't use tumblr at all). preferably of both mobile and web (since web has problems too) but mobile is the focus here.
this marks the end of pride month (for the "queerest place on the internet") and the start of disability month (since accessibility is a massive issue here).
tumblr office is in San Francisco, USA, so the times and dates will be calculated using their time zone (PDT).
i can't afford to blaze this post so please spread it around as much as possible! protests only work if significant numbers show up!
reblog and put in the tags the most disturbing thing you read in a school assigned book
#yes
Who cares if you’re male or female put in the tags your answer to the REAL question: do you like pineapple on pizza
reblog and put in the tags random words you now associate with a certain fictional character (like they character says this word a lot or something so now you always think of them)
Pineapple on pizza is fucking delicious 😋.
Welp, I don't know what to say, except, I love animals, theatre, reading, httyd, and The Bad Guys
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