Can't Say It Doesn't Match The Sweater, Though.

And, that's my dog in a nutshell...

Saw this text post and thought of them

#omg, so many #Keeping up with the Kardashians #Dance Moms #FUCKIN' TODDLERS AND TIARAS #etc.

Reblog and put in the tags a show(s) you're glad you never got invested in

Mortuary studies. I'll tell y'all more later.

It's Show & Tell Time!

What’s a random subject you know entirely too much about?

Shoutout to my town's newspaper when they ran this on the front page in November. It was...interesting.

wow millennials are glued to their i-phones and laptops so much they cant even be bothered robbing in person anymore!!! maybe these trust fund babies should stop phishing credit cards while sitting on their butts and go out there and put some elbow grease into their thievery!

#two

Reblog and put in the tags how many sets of twins you know irl

Another Bad Guys incorrect quote dump

Piranha: You think I could fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth?

Webs: You’re a hazard to society

Shark: And a coward! DO 20!

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Wolf: I want to see my little boy

Diane: *holding the kitty* Here he comes

Wolf: I want to see my little boy!

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Looks like they could kill you, is actually cinnamon roll: Wolf, Shark, Chief Misty Luggins

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you: Marmalade, Piranha, Webs, Diane

Looks like the could kill you, could actually kill you: Snake

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*THE CREW BRUSTS INTO DIANES OFFICE*

Diane: What happened?

Wolf: Nobody died.

Diane: WHAT KIND OF AN ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Wolf: *SCREAMS*

Piranha: *SCREAMS LOUDER TO ASSERT DOMINANCE*

Shark: Should we do something?!

Webs, recording: No, I want to see who wins

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(I love doing these)

Is that actually your credit card number?

Just hit 22 followers AMA

Pamina: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag

Queen of the night: Wha- lipstick?! In my Valentino white bag?!?!

oh fuck it’s disability pride month

shoutout to those with chronic illness, physical handicaps, genetic disorders (yo that’s me!!), paralyzed folks, amputees, people who were disabled in accidents, those who were born with their condition, those with mental disorders, those with ptsd, blind folks, deaf folks, people who use wheelchairs, those who have to lug around equipment or else they die (hey that’s me again) and people who have a whole shelf in their fridge or pantry dedicated to their meds. we are loud and beautiful and diverse and incredible. may we finally get the same rights as our abled counterparts

and may accessibility departments return our goddamn phone calls