HEYYY There I Know This Is A Long Shot Butttttt....

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

Bruce: Give me your hairdryer.

Selina: What?

Bruce: Don’t you carry one in your purse?

Selina: Have you ever met a human woman?

Bruce, calling Barbara: Hey, do you carry a hairdryer in your purse?

Barbara: Of course, I’m not an animal.

IMPORTANT QUESTION/ DISCUSSION

I may just be a stupid white chick but, I thought having white skin made u white? Like I'm not saying this to be racist, I'm legitimately confused. I've just recently put the facts together that some white supremacist hate Jews, but like don't most Jews have white skin? I'm so confused. Plz help.

America has always been Salty

Oops mean salTEA....

Ok I'll go sit in the corner now....

OMFG YASSS

‘BATMAN: HUSH’ ANIMATED MOVIE ANNOUNCED!

The movie will be released in 2019!

Hey do y’all remember when Boeing fucking killed a guy last year. And we all said “huh I guess Boeing fucking killed a guy” and then went on with our lives. And everybody knew that Boeing had fully just fucking executed a guy and nothing came of it. Like there was no police investigation no justice no nothing. Like literally EVERYBODY knew that Boeing had full on murdered a guy to silence him and there wasn’t any consequences for them. Kinda crazy.

This makes me so happy you don't understand

You can only reblog this today.

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

When we had active shooter drills at the ctc (we called it votec) in high school the director would come by and bang on the door he knew the teachers hid the students behind. Both years when I was there when he did it, eveyone screamed. We all would've died. So this is very important information indeed. If there's ever an ACTUAL shooter, I'm hiding by MYSELF because I am NOT going to die because someone can't keep their mouth shut.