“It Was Probably Nothing But It Felt Like The World.”

current mood: I need to explore a deep misty forest very far away

{David Levithan/ Margaret Atwood, Alias Grace, 1996/ Mary Shelley, "Mathilda," Originally Published c. October 1819/ Lidia Yuknavitch, "The Chronology of Water: A Memoir"/ Hans Christian Andersen, The Little Mermaid/ Marya Hornbacher, Waiting/ Haruki Murakami, Blind Willow, Sleeping Woman/ Nick Miller/ Nikki Giovanni, The Collected Poetry, 1968-1998/ From the Book: Healing After Loss: Consoling The Bereaved by Imam Jalal al-Din al-Suyuti}

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

When you compare the size of a gummy worm to that of a gummy bear, it really starts to paint a horrific picture of the gummy universe.

Don’t fuck with someone’s feelings because you’re unsure about yours.

(via schnapsliebe)

In lieu of flowers, Megan Howland

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

There are 492 Billionaires in the U.S and not one of them has decided to become batman.

sweetie cows 🐄💛