Apparently The Dude Who Started Netflix Did So Cuz He Got A $40 Late Fee From Blockbuster And Was Pissed

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

HARRY STYLES + GUCCI (DETAILS) ©

fish do not have shoulders

i couldnt stop you i couldnt stop you

How I get my summer body:

1) Bone of the father, unwillingly given 

2) Flesh of the servant, willingly sacrificed 

3) Blood of the enemy, forcefully taken 

you: fuck you me, an intellectual: intercourse thee

actually i think graduates of a university should have access to the library databases forever and ever amen

My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.