There Is No Force Of Nature That Says “come Here” Like The Ocean

machiavelli: dude how many levels of sucking up to the medici family are you on right now

some other italian guy: idk maybe like 4 or 5 

machiavelli: you are like a little baby. watch this

Rodarte S/S 2019

This looks like a Degas painting or something

“what’s up everybody i’m pandora and welcome to my unboxing video”

do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

‘Cause darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a very gay hobo with stress issues.

Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys