I long for the day where a guy can be gnc without being assumed gay or trans or trying to make a statement. The day a guy wearing a skirt and makeup is on the same level as a girl having a pixie cut or wearing pants will be the day I can die happy. Oh, sidenote: TERFS are trash and can all die without making me feel any hint of sadness.
How do you think the yan turtles would react to the person they like having a crush on someone else?
A/N, not important: Any criticism is welcome, constructive or not. This is supposed to be a gender neutral reader, so if I screwed up somewhere, please tell me.
-Ollie
CW: Stalking, jealousy, yandere behavior, murder, phone tapping, obstruction of privacy, tampering with messages, dark themes
Words: 1027
Summary: Headcanons of the yandere rottmnt when their love interest has a crush
Tag list: @f1oricide
Michelangelo:
You having this crush puts a crack in his perfect world view of you and him. He’d always thought that because he was obviously the one for you, you’d never stray from his side. Finding out about the person you admire makes him cranky and more clingy, his jealousy growing.
He’s in constant denial of your crush. You’re obviously in love with him, this is just a stupid puppy love that won’t last a week.
Despite hating hearing about it, he’ll be the one who offers to give you advice and such with your crush, constantly talking them down and trying to make you see them in a negative light. He’ll bring up their every fault and make things up to get you to hate them. He just wants you to see how obviously awful they are for you, digging down and trying to get rid of them in your mind.
Hang outs increase tenfold. He’s always wanting you to come over now and spend time with him instead of your friends or your crush. He’ll do everything to win you over, showering you with gifts and compliments. He’ll try to slide in little comments of how good he is with you, hoping to make you love him instead.
He’s much more reluctant to let you leave, always trying to come with reasons for you to stay by his side for as long as possible. He’ll insist on going everywhere with you, following you from the rooftops wherever you go. He’s terrified of your crush or you making a move while he isn’t watching.
If it comes down to it, he’ll visit your crush himself. He’ll threaten them first, but if they don’t back off, he’ll get rid of them. He’s always happy to let you lean on his shoulder while you cry. He can’t wait to comfort you now that they're finally gone.
Donatello:
Absolutely furious at the notion. If he doesn’t kidnap you right off the bat, he’ll immediately start to try and steer you away from them. He’ll dig up dirt and hack their phone to plant evidence of them being awful.
If he’s able to hack into their messages and such, he’ll send you hurtful messages from their accounts to drive a wedge between the two of you. He’s happy to help comfort you after you receive the ‘hate’ from your crush.
Deletes any apologies or meets ups from your phone and your crushes, making sure neither of you could ever make plans or apologize over text.
Starts talking himself up more when around you, stringing in little spiteful comments towards your crush in every conversation. After he makes you small trinkets or fixes your phone, he’ll be smug and compare himself to your crush.
Starts watching you more intently, not even letting up when you’re at school. He’ll text you more during the day so your mind stays on him.
If the crush persists longer than Donnie can handle, he’ll just kill your crush or kidnap you. Maybe even both if your admiration for them is strong enough.
He doesn’t trust you around others anymore, wanting to keep you safe by his side and away from any others that might ‘corrupt your mind’.
Raphael:
Is terrified and very angry.
He’s afraid this possibly dangerous stranger is taking you away from him, his anger towards your crush growing every time their name leaves your mouth or you get the spaced out love look when you think of them.
Your crush quickly becomes enemy number one in his mind. Everything that goes wrong, Raph blames them. You had a bad day? Crush’s fault. You can’t hang out because of homework? Your crush must’ve distracted you in class when you usually finish it. Everything and anything becomes their wrong-doing.
Raph’s the quickest to jump to killing them, his anger building as the delusion that they caused everything wrong in the world grows. He wants to get rid of them as soon as possible, the idea of them alive and in your life boiling his blood. Raph’s self-appointed job is to protect you, and if you’re off with someone who obviously causes you so much pain, the simple solution is to get rid of them.
Raph babies you for a while after he gets rid of your crush, slowly keeping you at the lair more and more before not letting you leave. You’re safer with him, after all. He can’t risk you falling in love with someone other than himself again.
Leonardo:
Tries to play it cool. Leo doesn’t get angry often, but this alone makes him heated. He feels betrayed by you, that your diverting love is a personal attack to him. He doesn’t care that you weren’t in love with him beforehand, you’re his.
He’s upset with you for choosing someone over him. He thought you loved him, even if it wasn’t as much as he loved you.
He becomes a lot more clingy with you, holding you close and trying to spend as much time with you as possible in hopes you’ll forget your crush.
Deletes them from your phone and constantly blocks them whenever he can. He doesn’t want you talking with them, and guilt trips you whenever you blow him off to hang out with your crush or someone else instead.
He’ll grumble about it for days before deciding what to do. He’s getting rid of your crush no matter what, but how he wants to do it depends entirely on how in love with them you are.
Keeps you close to him and pretends to be interested in your crush, wanting to get as much information on the person who won over your affections.
Kidnaps you as soon as he gets rid of your crush. He won’t even wait to wash the blood off his hands before bringing you home and setting you up in his room. He hates sharing your love, and refuses to wait long enough to let them win over your heart even more. You’ll forgive him one day, he’s sure of it, but as long as he has you in his arms he doesn't care.
The turtle bros favorite Cuddling positions!
None!
Bro. I needa focus on finishing these requests, BUT I CAN'T HELP IT, IM ONLY HUMAN 🤧 FORGIVE MEE (Gender-neutral, Romantic)
Yes, I know, pretty plain Jane, but it gets the job done
He just doesn't wanna hurt you while cuddling
Even though you insure him that you'll be just fine
He is NOT taking any chances, nada, zip, nothing
In this position, it's easier for him to nuzzle into your neck and whisper sweet nothings into your ear
He churrs very loud while cuddling (background noise)
They all do to be honest
I was debating if this should go to Mikey but I ultimately decided it should be Leo
Look at me and tell me he wouldn't be clingy
Especially If it's cold,
in that case give up on ever getting up from this cuddle prison
It's so cold and he so fragile and helpless (Yeah right) Wont you stay with him, just for 5 more minutes?
Oh? he said that 1 hour ago? Well, this time, he means it! (No he doesn't)
When he finally has free time, he likes to hold you
Just caressing you softly
Or he will be playing video games while you cling to him
Watching him get sucked into the digital screen, unconsciously skimming your cheek with his hand
You guys don't cuddle often because he's either busy with a project or he doesn't feel like it
But when he has time, he's here with open arms!
I think we all know why I chose this one
Cuddle time with Mikey is PRECIOUS
He is not letting go until he's satisfied or it's completely necessary
Smooshing his cheeks into yours lovingly
Smooching all up over your face
He'll whine if you have to leave though
Just hold him tight!
OKAY GUYS IK IK, IVE BEEN GONE FOR A WHILE, AGIAN. FORGIVE ME, Anyways here's this. Ik its short, but it's the thought that counts, there may be some grammar issues but... yeah..😛 I LOVE YALL, IM STILL WORKING ON REQUESTS.
they…
King Boo Donnie-or King Donnie for short-was made by the lovely @gal-with-pastels and @sweaterrat
This is for Yan King Don-
Warnings: mentioned drugging, attempted drugging, destruction of property, threats
Taglist, tell me if you’d like to be added or removed: @oleander-nin @acutiewithagun @itsyagurlchip @mimocrocodilelol @goneto @souperwrites @defnotnoodle
“Where my requests not simple? Hm? I laid them out for you, every minute and fine detail! All of them right there on that paper!”
A hand, previously tapping an agitated rhythm alongside its pair, moves to squeeze its owner’s nose bridge. A disappointed glare is shot down at the cowering hotel owner, as intense violet lights stare her down.
“One job. You had ONE JOB. Bring my darling here-you succeed in that-which I may remind you is the literal bare minimum!”
The hotel owner had the dignity to lower her head, all the while keeping her ears open to her superior’s rant.
“Got them to my desired room, fine points for that! And yet-you missed the most important, crucial, critical, key piece of the puzzle-THE DROUGHT!”
Aggregated hands crack hard wood, as a flare of intense, mystical, purple energy knocks pictures off walls, couches to the floor, and the cowering woman to her knees.
“My kin-“
“Shut it. The most important part, of my plan for enteral happiness! The component I literally-look at my lips, look at me-I LITERALLY HAND DELIVERED TO YOU. Was lost. By one of your INCOMPETENT STAFF!”
Abruptly the man stood, uncaring that he speed and strength sent the heavy mahogany chair he had been sat in tumbling to the side, barely blinking when said chair cracked into two against the wall.
“Knocked over. Whoosh! Down the drain! LITERALLY MOONS OF WORK GONE. THEY WERE SO CLOSE TO DRINKING IT! SO. SO. SO. THREE SO’S-CLOSE TO BEING MINE! And know my sweet love is running amok through your hotel! Fussing their gorgeous little head over everything, when they could have-should have-WOULD HAVE BEEN SEATED BY MY SIDE! NO IN MY LAP! SAFE WHERE THEY SHOULD BE!”
Cold near frigid violet eyes snap over to the kneeling hotel owner, any and all words dying in her tone at the wordless demand for silence.
“Do you know what grinds my metaphorical gears? He says extremely calmly with every bit of restraint as a saint? Hm? Not only is my darling running amok in your dangerous hotel. We have to delay the ceremonies!”
Muttering an ‘offended scoff,’ hands trailed over suit lapels and brooch tie, soothing the completely flawless silk, before the irritated man continued his rant.
“My people are restless, they always have been comes with the territory of ghosts and all, but they were promised a wedding. A Royal Wedding. My wedding. Heavy, heavy, that’s two heavy’s, emphasis on ‘My wedding!’ The event of the year-no! To say that would be affront on my love and myself, our wedding will be the event of the century! And yet-what do we have, myself-an agitated groom, AND AN EMPTY CROWN AND THRONE !”
As if to add emphasis and salt to the wound, gloved hands scoop up an elaborate glass case. Lifting the carrying case to light, his rage gradually began to calm for a few tense seconds.
“I am not a patient person. I am extremely aware of that flaw of mine, however, that will not stop me from being agitated at the circumstances you have put us both in.”
With a hand far more gentle than the chaos of the wrecked office could say, he slowly pulled the case open, revealing an-equally if not more-elaborate crown which matches his own.
“And I gladly learn to be more patient for my dear, it could take me an eternity-“
The hotel owner eagerly snatched the opportunity to slip out of her now ruined office, as the violet suited king lifted the crown-a near perfect copy to his own-to his lips for a chaste kiss to its golden surface.
“But we will have all the time in the world soon my dear. Very soon. Of course you’ve claimed your rightful status by side.”
A mischievous, smile spread across the king’s face, as he turned to stare out the window overlooking the now frantic bustle of the hotel’s interior. Chuckling lowly to himself, he brought the second crown directly in front of his face, noting his own reflection before speaking.
“It not like I’ve left my darling any other option.”
[can be seen as platonic, romantic, go nuts just don't be weird]
Donatello:
Donnie was never one to get emotional, usually logic kept him in checkk.
So why was he shaking as he sat up in bed? He wanted to see you, but he couldn't just show up to your door looking pathetic. That's how he said for about an hour, before he finally got out of bed, putting his gear on.
When he got to your room, he repeatedly knocked on your window. When you opened him and asked why he was literally climbing into your room at 3 AM, he obviously didn't tell you the truth.
He just needed to check in on you, you weak human. Oh and also he needs to rant your ears off about his new invention. All the while he's doing his best not to shake.
At least he knows you're safe now.
Leonardo:
Leonardo was up before he was even fully awake.
For all his ego, he knew he was absolutely terrified of actually losing you. But he couldn't just show you how upset he was due to his nightmare. Tears streamed down his face as he sent you message after message until you finally woke up, texting him as to why he was bothering you so late.
He calmed himself down slightly, telling you to meet him at the skate park, not even asking. Obviously he'd bring you there, he was a gentleman after all.
When he showed up to your house, his heart swelled with relief. You were pulled into a hug, Leo feeling relieved that nothing happened to you. He pulled you outside by your hand.
His nightmare pushed to the back of his mind.
Raphael:
Raphael was already tearing up when he sat up.
For a while he was just sitting there, curled up like some sort of sad oversized teddy bear. For all his brutish looks he cared deeply for you and his brothers. So when that nightmare messed up his night, it wasn't too surprising.
You were asleep not too far away, snoring away on a mattress. Seeing you asleep across the room somewhat eased him, but thick tears continued to slowly drag down his face.
His massive frame got out of bed, laying on the ground next to you and pulling you tightly into his arms. You obviously woke up, a sobbing snapping turtle holding you like a teddy bear.
But you didn't have the heart to tell him off.
Michelangelo:
Mikey's pillow was pretty much drenched as his own sobbing woke him up.
His nightmare left the more sensitive mutant greatly upset. You were one of the people he cared about most, so he couldn't stand the thought of losing you.
The orange turtles emotional state was so bad it woke up his brothers and father. He got his words out between sobbing, the others trying to figure out how to handle it.
You were woken up by the turtles waiting outside for you, Raph practically picking you up and dragging you back to the lair so you can comfort his little brother.
Mikey was clinging to your leg the entire night, near hyperventilating.
[i died four hours ago]
What is he so happy about?
Could it be you?
No it's not Usagi no....
A big pet peeve of mine is when people like. Ignore togata's flaws ? Like, yeah, togata's a badass but I saw a post that was like "togata is so cool he's trans AND kills rapists" as if that scene didn't start with togata preparing to film a 13 year old getting gang raped for the sake of his movie....like the entire point of his character is how he's slowly going insane and only relying on Fantasy as a form of escapism to live, therefore prioritizing Fantasy to the reality of the situation. Who cares if I hurt a few people (or hurt myself) if this movie will turn out better? And, yeah, he's lying about it, but like a huge theme of the story is how fiction can turn into reality quite easily. Togata isn't really a bad guy (and I never will claim him to be) but he has decided he doesn't need his emotions, he wants to be the badass, cool, older sister character...but he can't be, and his entire arc is him slowly going insane as he fakes everything to the point where he can't tell who he really is. But in the end, does it really matter who he is inside when all that matters is what the viewers see? The viewers see him as a flippant, apathetic, badass and who would want the real togata, a person lost to history...I gotted side tracked where am i
i think turning on anon only works on laptop!
And sorry for just saying now but thank you for tell me! I managed to turn it on.
A rant, which I typically don’t do.
You are NOT “transabled”. You are not “transid” or “transx” or whatever. YOU ARE AN ATTENTION SEEKER.
There are REAL people with REAL disabilities that struggle daily with ableism and depression because of their REAL disability, not the fake “UwU I’m so cute and silly! I have transautism transadhd transdepression transosdd transdid transfreckles transthisandthat!”
I get it-you want to feel like part of a group. You want attention, you want friends. But minimizing the struggles of real disabled people, or saying you have whatever when you DON'T is not the way to do it. Essentially, you’re just being ableist.
Tldr: Get off the internet, you’re not disabled.
Also, I HAVE autism, and I, a “cisautistic” person, find it absolutely horrific that people WANT to have autism. Sure, it may give me “superpowers”, but often, it just makes life harder. Disabilities MAKE LIFE HARDER. Be thankful that you have a body that works in the way it should, and a brain that makes life easier, not harder.
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