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Fucking lifesaver, man.

Ghost: how do I make a date really romantic?

Gaz: be mysterious

Ghost: got it!

*later, while on a date with Y/n*

Y/n: where are we going?

Ghost: none of your fucking business

What in the mlp genetics video am I doing at 1AM.

I think I'm going 2 be ill. Here's an easier 2 see version ❗

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

Republicans deliberately use coded language to trick people to vote for them and radicalize their group. Many don't even realize they're radicalized or what they're saying is even racist. This is why they think the Left is "over reacting" because the either know they're using coded language and don't care, or they don't know anything at all.

someone saying "i see you enjoy fiction of dubious morality - this must reflect your real world beliefs" REEKS of misogyny like....we can tell the difference between fiction and reality lmao i promise......my brain is fully functioning, im over 25.....i promise.....even though i'm not a man 🥺🥺

@sam-buck

Is this us?

THEY ARE > LOVERS < ok? ok!

oh god i want to draw them cuddling so bad please guys understand

FINALLY I SEE THE POST OF LEGEND

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.