"The Toast Screams Every Second Of The Day To Be Released From The Confines Of It's Crunchy Body So That

nooo don't compromise and rethink your morals youre so sexy ahah

Maybe the real villians are the incels we met along the way.

I need to go out more because I went to hang out with my friend and in only two hours I started to feel like this:

I gotta build up my endurance man.

I just finished watching Muppet Mayhem and it was alright. One important question though. How are you going to have episode 8 be called "Virtual Insanity", and not have Dr. Teeth with one of his stupid/amazing tophats:

Doing one of the most meme-able parts of the song:

I know it's super late but when I was in my horror genre class this evening we were talking about subgenres and about actors that appear in certain types of horror movies as certain types of characters. My group got to Justin Long and his many deaths/misadventures. This was all I could think of and I needed to make it.

K goodnight.

Update: we may not be fucked. I repeat: We may not be fucked. Final results will be known at 6:00 pm Central Standard Time.

How dare my mother say that Sharknado 3 has better dialogue than Bride of Reanimator. 😤

True story, I knew the three fans were fake because you can't find UNIT merch anywhere.

PSA: the bots are getting sneaky

Hey guys just fyi, I haven’t seen anything about this, but I don’t get a follower notification when a bot follows me anymore.

My follower count will magically go up, but my activity doesn’t notify me of being followed by them. But when I click on my list of followers, there they all are.

At first I thought this was an issue with my tumblr specifically, but I still get notified when other people follow me, so I think that bots just found a work around.

Not to be dramatic or anything but I think I've fucked myself over on some of these finals.

Almost all of them are projects and I think I've waited too long to start some of them. I guess we shall see.