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The dumb bean is back!!!

Re-posting my Xue bio for this new blog. If anyone wants to reblog, please reblog this version.

Name:

Xue (Chinese for snow. Pronounced roughly Shu-eh, with the ‘eh’ rhyming with ‘meh’)

Age:

Icejin equivalent of 19-20

Height:

He tiny. Smol. Smaller than Frieza. Smaller than Krillin

Pronouns:

He/him

Sexuality:

Homosexual, primarily attracted to members of his own race or Saiyans

Occupation:

Xenoverse:

The Universes’/Timelines’ Prettiest Time Patroller.

Regular DBZ:

The Galaxy’s Prettiest Brawler

Background:

Xue is the son of two of my icejin OCs, Icicle and Eirlys. Icicle’s family was very traditional and wealthy and shipped their son off to serve Frieza. Eirlys was a rather successful space pirate who came from who knew where, because she sure as hell wasn’t telling anyone. She and Icicle met while Icicle was serving Frieza. Due to her boredom, Icicle’s loneliness, and the fact the two got along well enough, they had a one night stand. Eirlys returned months later, with a tiny, baby Xue, stating this was Icicle’s child, and she did not want him. So Icicle, who was immediately smitten with his tiny, blue son, took the baby and deserted the Frieza Force, to raise his baby more peacefully.

They moved around a lot, to keep out of the Force’s reach.

Despite this, Xue had a good childhood. His father was good at remaining in hiding, so Xue never really faced real danger. He grew up with a kind and caring father, who made sure he always felt loved. He was also trained to fight by Icicle, just in case Xue needed to defend himself, although Icicle would have preferred Xue not fight at all.

In Xenoverse, father and son eventually find their way to Conton City when Xue is a young teenager. Icicle reluctantly joins the Time Patrol to make a living. Xue is fascinated with the idea of fighting in various timelines, so he joins the Time Patrol Academy. Eventually, he graduates, and embarks on his own career as a Time Patroller.

He goes undercover on Cooler’s ship for a mission, but whoops! He goes and falls in love with Cooler. He eventually rises to Cooler’s second-in-command, but things go down hill fast, and Xue is killed and fails the mission. He re-enters training, and it takes a year for him to once again graduate. Unfortunately, he never faced what happened to him or got over being killed, and it causes a lot of problems he isn’t willing to acknowledge.

He is assigned to partner with fellow Time Patroller, Fuyu ( @lizordzanonymous ) Xue is very hostile towards him at first, but, eventually, Fuyu breaks through his shell, and the two fall in love. It is because of Fuyu that Xue is finally able to heal and move on. OTP THE GODLIKE SHIP

In regular DBZ, Icicle and Xue hear of Frieza being defeated by a Saiyan, and father and son no longer have to hide. They settle down on a small, remote, peaceful planet. The rest of Xue’s childhood is uneventful, which bores Xue. So, when he’s old enough, he sets out into space. He’s a brawler, basically, winning fights and earning that sweet, sweet zeni. Not really his mainverse, so his regular DBZ background is very loose and adaptable

Personality:

Xue is very flighty, very vain, arrogant, and honestly a bit of an idiot. He has a short temper and runs headfirst into fights. He loves to spar and train; he’s about as obsessed with getting stronger as Goku is. He’s very pretty and he knows it. He ain’t afraid to let everyone know how beautiful he is. He loves to wear jewelry and earthling dresses. Kind of an asshole. Bad at making friends. Very, very loyal to the friends he does have. Very confident. Also very insecure, but he hides that deep down under his arrogance. He’s not good at taking criticism. Loves compliments. Flattery will get you everywhere with him. Can be very nice, but mostly to the people he cares about

Likes:

Beautiful things, jewelry, sparring, glass sculptures, water fountains, sea shells, compliments, cities, large crowds, exciting things, constantly being on the move, sweets, strawberries, beautiful dresses

Dislikes:

Insects, getting dirty, ugly clothing, being insulted, people who ignore him, sand, children, animals, spicy food, bitter food and drinks, slow days, nature, being told he can’t do something

People he likes:

Goku, Bulma, Vegeta, Turles, Saiyans in general, Cooler (for a time, anyway), the Supreme Kai of Time, Glacia ( @coldphoenix), Snowy J. Storm ( @frosbyte-and-snowy)

People he hates:

Frieza (despises), Elder Kai, Trunks (future and child), Goten, Gohan, anyone who insults him, anyone who ignores him

People he absolutely loves:

Fuyu

Strengths:

Strong in ki, agile and fast, good fighting instincts, very loyal to those who have earned it, more generous than he acts, outgoing, will stand up for those who are weaker

Weakness:

Short temper, vain, not as strong physically, can be an asshole, stubborn, over dramatic, easily scared, not the brightest, rash, does not think before he acts

I’m bored so let’s do some more. d:

OC Sex Meme

1. sexual orientation? polyamorous or monogamous?

2. rank your OCs from most dominant to most submissive in bed.

3. what’s their favorite sex toy that they own?

4. what’s their dream sex toy – the one they don’t own, but have an awful lot of fantasies about?

5. any unexpected erogenous zones?

6. favorite sex act? (oral, anal, PIV, handjobs/fingering, etc.)

7. favorite position?

8. do they enjoy roleplaying?

9. what’s their favorite way to masturbate?

10. biggest kink?

11. weirdest place they’ve ever had sex?

12. one of their biggest fantasies?

13. top turn ons? top turn offs?

14. hard limits?

15. rank your OCs from loudest to quietest in bed.

16. what’s the most number of people they’ve had sex with at once?

17. describe their kissing style.

18. do they like sexy lingerie? (wearing or seeing a partner wear)

19. when did they lose their virginity? with whom?

20. post a sex gif that you think fits them.

21. what’s the best sex they’ve ever had?

22. rank your OCs from most experienced to least.

23. rank your OCs from most embarrassed about sex to least.

24. what would be the most effective way to seduce them?

25. [insert your own question here!]

shockwave on the lost light post regaining his emotions is a god tier idea actually

Some stuff I did

I feel like when people hear IDW Transformers is really gay, they assume it’s fans projecting, but no. I’ve done the math. Straight couples barely exist. I can think of like three off the top of my head, and that’s only if you count Thundercracker writing self-insert fanfic about Marissa.

So, come on down to the gay robot emporium, because we’ve got married ones! Single ones! Alien-dating ones! Screwed-up ones, because when you don’t have the one Designated LGBT Rep Couple™, it frees you up to do unhealthy as well as healthy relationships! We’ve got casual flirting not played off as jokes, because–as one of the writers said–it’s a homonormative society, and there’s nothing weird about assuming a guy and his friend are married! Hell, IDW Transformers has three trans lesbians. That’s three more trans lesbians than i’ve ever seen in anything outside Sense8. Holy shit.

100% Canon relationships/characters:

This isn’t even a complete list. Proxima’s girlfriend Acceleron exists, but hasn’t shown up in the comic. I’m not even going to get into the whole Tarantulas situation, or Orion Pax and the senator. It would not be a stretch to say a good bit of the story depends on Prowl’s (many) disastrous relationships. Brainstorm once punched a hole in space and time with the power of gay love. Chela and Metrotitan (the golden bird and blocky guy) are ancient, city-sized, semi-holy husbands. The reboot better be just as gay or I’ll riot.

I’ll leave you here with a panel of Soundwave flirting with an oblivious Cosmos.

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Reblog if you are willing to do toxic ships

Not every love is sweet and kind Sometimes, love is dangerous Poisonous, addictive, obsessive Leaving emotional, mental and physical scars Don’t want to walk away, refuse to let go To need, no matter how much it hurts To know the same pain is returned Because some don’t want just the sweet They crave the bitter too