JELLYFISH ARE SO COOL

bsf!chris who depises anyone who isnt u lmao

"hey chris, wanna hang out?" "will n/n be there?" "huh? whos.." "my yn" "oh uh no i dont think so, man-" "nah im ai'ght. thanks tho."

SWAMP THING: I'm Not Okay at Sydney 2

i need dick

here a lil smth of who got me CRAVINNN

white men that wear black are sluts

why was today so bad , i just wanna hold Matt’s slutty waist rn 😔

maybe a top ten gerard autism moment for me was when in the early 2000s men wearing women's skinny jeans was in style but gerard didn't get the memo that it was specifically skinny jeans that were in and not just women's pants in general so they were just walking around wearing women's flares in full earnest

i miss inkyray, hoesformatt(i think that was the user), gamermattsgf,lovingmattyposts,lacysturniolo, and dazednmatthews 💔 tumblr will never be as good as it was when they were around

DEALER!MATT WHO… / HEADCANONS

loosely inspired by @worldlxvlys and their incredible dealer w/ benefits series!

dealer!matt who always has a joint rolled for his favourite customer, way before she knocks on his door.

dealer!matt who makes sure to have her favourite cartoon queued up on his tv so he can hit play the moment the roach burns out.

dealer!matt who always lets her roll the next joint, chuckling when she gets him to lick the length of the open side, sealing it shut.

dealer!matt who has a fuck ton of brightly coloured lighters with flower stickers and god knows what else drawn and plastered on them, always making sure to pocket one of them so he has a reminder of his favourite girl wherever he goes.

dealer!matt who lets her tag along on late night deals because he hates leaving her alone when she’s high.

dealer!matt who lets her crash at his place almost every time she comes over because she gives the best cuddles.

dealer!matt who breaks another dealer’s nose and jaw after sucker punching him because he sold some laced shit to his girl.

dealer!matt who can’t help but trail his finger tips along her thighs because he loves seeing her squirm and he finds amusement in the way goosebumps show up the second he touches her.

dealer!matt who goes silent the moment he hears her gasps and whines as he kisses down her neck, and has to hold himself back because those sounds spilling from her mouth are like heaven to him.

dealer!matt who pouts when she won’t kiss him goodbye after she picks up her weed and can’t stay.

dealer!matt who loves to leave dark hickies wherever visible when he knows she’s going out either that night or the next because he doesn’t want anyone getting the wrong idea.

dealer!matt who gets squirmy and fidgety when he’s high, but only around her because he wants nothing more than to feel every possible inch of her skin that he can.

dealer!matt who nearly rips into the upholstery of his couch as he digs his nails into it because he’s so sensitive when he’s high and she can’t stop teasing him.

dealer!matt who will refuse to name any other dealers the moment she asks because he’s right there and she doesn’t need to buy from anyone else.

dealer!matt who refuses to accept monetary payment from her, instead opting for a more physical payment, loving the way she twitches and writhes beneath him.

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i’m gonna lose my fucking mind.

my bisexual ass is having a heart attack are you fucking kidding me. get this shit off my screen right now before i combust.

i didnt care ( i slept with my mom for a week to make sure i woke up alive )