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IM GOING INSANE CHE CAZZO

My hands are down my fucking pants

why was today so bad , i just wanna hold Matt’s slutty waist rn 😔

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yess ofcc !!

SWAMP THING: I'm Not Okay at Sydney 2

I can’t fix him but I could fuck him.

RAHHRARHHRBAHRBHGHVRHRBABVHR

i am so normal about this

Life advise . if the bus smells like pee do not sit down never pay for anything you could get for free dont work retail if you value being seen as human always give money to homeless people when u can if youre buying a jacket never settle for fake leather just look for real leather and youll find the right thrift shop eventually make sure to have chapstick with you at all times dont use a public restroom until youve checked to make sure theres toilet paper in the stall with you dont eat out if you cant tip shoplifting from corporations is totally fine and vandalism is also ok Dont get caught always trust ur gut unless your tummy hurts in which case do not trust your gut take an antacid take benadryl when you are itchty but never more than 2 at a time dont get high on benadryl because it sucks Do not get high on any cough syrup with acetaminophen in it if you value your liver do not listen to brendon uries solo work sometimes you should eat a little treat just because youcan. Always dress extravagantly and wear platform shoes if you can. Be nice. ok thats it

why is this so.. why is he so..

the open mouth. the JAW i cannot i physically emotionally and mentally need this man

Rick, talking to Negan: And this is our village idiot—

You: Hey! I will fight you Grimes

You, tripping over your feet immediately:

Negan:

Rick:

You, face first on the ground: That doesn't count as a forfeit

HELP! MY PUSSYS GONE CRAZY!