Something about drinking cold water really hits the clitoris of the soul....
Yall stay safe im taking one for the team.
Slashers x male reader
(a/n: Taking a mini break from smut and by that I mean I'll probably be writing it again in like 3 days.)
Warning: Billy Lenz being horny.
Characters (in order of appearance): Stu Macher, Brahms Heelshire, Billy Lenz, Vincent Sinclair, Billy Loomis, Michael Myers, Herbert West.
Stu Macher is also a napper. Maybe not to the extent that you are but honestly he's getting pretty close. He likes to hang out in your room while you nap, looking through all of your trinkets and shit, he’ll wake you up if he finds something particularly interesting or confusing, or if he gets bored enough.
You have a very strict schedule, pre-dewalling, you didn't have much time for naps. But when you did, Brahms would sit and watch you through little holes in the wall, maybe even dozing off for a bit with you. After he's come out, he’ll cuddle up with you, whether he's actually sleeping or not is a mystery but you don't mind the company. In a way, to him, it feels like a good deviation from the schedule he's stuck to for his entire life.
No, Billy will never let you sleep. Horny bastard. He will lay behind you and for a split second you think he's decided to have a peaceful afternoon nap but then he starts rutting against you and you realize that no, he's just horny again. (I mean if you don't mind just let him go to town and then convince him in his satisfied haze to take a nap but that's up to you).
Vincent is also a nap taker. Look at him and tell me he doesn't take a good nap. Plus his sleep schedule is so far outta wack he’d really appreciate it if you sometime would ask him to join you for a nap. If he comes home and you're already asleep he's definitely joining you. If he wakes up before you or isn't tired he'll sit with you, draw or make tiny wax figures, all in your general vicinity so he can still be with you without waking you up.
Billy is a bitch, truly and honestly. He will not let you rest, he will sneak into your room and intentionally slam the door or window he came through, or stomp around your room or “accidentally” drop something heavy on the floor until you wake up. He a dick, we know this. But if he decides he wants to nap with you he has to havd absolute silence.
Michael Myers should definitely take more naps, but as he is not it's not going to happen. He will watch you nap though, usually from the doorway or the corner of your room. If he's feeling particularly clingy that day he’ll sit next to you, maybe he'll talk to you a bit, his voice quieter than normal, telling you about his day, or anything interesting he'd found about his victims, really just letting himself ramble while you slept.
Don't fall asleep in his lab he will take blood samples from you. He’ll call Dan to come and get you but the moment Dan tries to pick/wake you up he tells him to leave. You have woken up to random body parts, both human and animal, just sitting in a tray next to you (you're in his space but he doesn't want you to leave but he still needs his space). He might, might nap with you on occasion, but neither of you must ever speak of it afterwards.
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reblog this if your page is a safe place for people in the LGBTQIA+ community. if u dont reblog this, respectfully leave my page immediately. the amount of times ive got called slurs because of my sexuality is ridiculous because we shouldn’t have to live in a world where we are judged because of who we decided to be.
thx.
why is this so.. why is he so..
the open mouth. the JAW i cannot i physically emotionally and mentally need this man
the day we see gerard in a skirt with a slit is the day i come to death
TRISHA PAYTAS IS LITERALLY ME
I AM ONE WITH TRISHA PAYTAS
this is just a gentle reminder for the chris girls that this picture exists
@sturnioloshacker @whore4billie @guccifrog @aslxtformxtt
IM LITERALLY SQUIRTING CUMMING NUTTING BUSTING CREAMING EVERYWHERE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM
SLUTTY ASS ANGLES
CHRIS’S STUPID PINK LIPS LIKE WHAT RHE FUCKFJJGGN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GOD IF YOURE REAL PLEASE LET CHRISTOPHER SUCK MY CLIT JUST ONCE
I can’t fix him but I could fuck him.