Lizsstory - Mattsbae

Tumblr really has ruined me. I was in a Rite-Aid and "out of touch" came on over the speakers, and I freaked out a bit because I thought I had missed my thursday morning meeting. It took me a minute before I remembered that Out of Touch playing does not always mean its thursday. sometimes people just play the song.

Rick, talking to Negan: And this is our village idiot—

You: Hey! I will fight you Grimes

You, tripping over your feet immediately:

Negan:

Rick:

You, face first on the ground: That doesn't count as a forfeit

chris "your okay i got you baby" sturniolo

EEEEE

IM LITERALLY SQUIRTING CUMMING NUTTING BUSTING CREAMING EVERYWHERE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM

SLUTTY ASS ANGLES

CHRIS’S STUPID PINK LIPS LIKE WHAT RHE FUCKFJJGGN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GOD IF YOURE REAL PLEASE LET CHRISTOPHER SUCK MY CLIT JUST ONCE

why doesnt the little chemical romance climb inside the big chemical romance and pilot him like a robot

this luigi mangione situation keeps getting crazier and i fuckin love it.

this is a safe space! <33

reblog this if you’re jewish or your blog is a safe space for jewish people

in light of recent events as well as a new rise in creating nazi ocs I think this post is an important one to have on your blog if you stand behind your jewish followers or are jewish yourself.

hate when the forecast app is like 'remember to stay hydrated, it's gonna be a hot one!' I KNOW HOW TO READ SYMBOLS

me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"

GIVE ME YOUR BABIES.