These Movies Made Me Who I Am

"forgive and forget" WRONG! go to hell

ok its confirmed now that he fs talks you through it

IM GOING INSANE CHE CAZZO

My hands are down my fucking pants

pathetic soggy wet creature

Tumblr really has ruined me. I was in a Rite-Aid and "out of touch" came on over the speakers, and I freaked out a bit because I thought I had missed my thursday morning meeting. It took me a minute before I remembered that Out of Touch playing does not always mean its thursday. sometimes people just play the song.

me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"

maybe a top ten gerard autism moment for me was when in the early 2000s men wearing women's skinny jeans was in style but gerard didn't get the memo that it was specifically skinny jeans that were in and not just women's pants in general so they were just walking around wearing women's flares in full earnest

If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."

If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."

"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.

The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. YThey wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"

As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

"I have powerful wizard magics."

Gets them every time

i try to forgor but i always rember

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