You Cannot Give Up Just Yet. Get Up.

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me finding out my mutual is one inch taller than me

Stan goes to college

Stan didn’t quite know how he ended up at Backupsmore University when just a month prior he was a homeless kid with no prospects.  

He had met a random guy in a bar in Illanois, around his age. Stewart Harrison was supposed to be starting college, but he wanted to party instead. He had to make a show of going, else he would be cut off from his uncaring rich parents. So Stewart decided to hire Stan to go to college for him, in exchange for half of his monthly allowance ($3000?????)

So Stan walked onto the BMU campus like he owned the place, claiming to be Stewart Harrison. He hated school, but he couldn’t pass up free room and paid for meals, with  3000 USD on top of that. One semester and he could actually get himself off the streets! He figured Stewart’s con wouldn’t last long, so he had to milk it whilst he could.

Stan now had to decide what classes he wanted to take. He never really thought about college before, at least not for himself. Stewart didn’t care which classes he took, as long as on paper he was ‘going to college’. So Stan stood in line to register for classes, assuming he would come up with something once it’s his turn.

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Just thinking about a version of the Blind Faith au where it's ford burning Stan's eyes so he can't see the eyes trying to take his brother and the 'eyes' taking Ford's voice so that the stan twins play their game without cheating. So this other voice which feels kinder, softer talks to Stanley about how they can fix them if they listen to the eyes and complete their game. Stan asks how they would fix him and his brother and they say they will take what is broken and fix it. So stan and ford complete the game by finding eachother and fall through a dimensional rift.

Only to find out stan doesn't have any eyes at all it's just smooth skin and ford doesn't have a mouth also just smooth skin. The voice comes back and stan yells that this wasn't part of the deal and that they were supposed to fix the issue.

And their only reply is

"I did your eyes and mouth were hurting you so I took them and fixed what was left you are better for it are you not?"

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Dorks.

I love how a little bit of framing changes the tone of things so rapidly.

For example: A young man searches desperately through a darkened maze, talking to the objects as if they could help him or understand him, alone in the dark because the mission that might've given him answers on the kidnapping of his new beloved and the disappearance of children he once babysat took place while he was unconscious from an overwhelm of emotion. He has nothing but his own two hands and his overtaxed brain, and the last message from his beloved (delivered by the essentially Admitted Kidnapper) was an attempt to drive a wedge between them. It's because of his attachment that his beloved was targeted - it's his fault, and no one will help him.

Alternatively: A man slingshots himself down a tunnel with a tongue gun, flirts with a pile of dirt by saying he's in love with its vertices, gets distracted by Special Iron Blocks, and runs around a secure facility talking about Wall-E.