Dorks.
A while ago some anon asked me to draw stangst, and today I finally deliver with it. My heart breaks into pieces every time I think of those 30 years the Stan twins spent in loneliness ;-;
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Stan didn’t quite know how he ended up at Backupsmore University when just a month prior he was a homeless kid with no prospects.
He had met a random guy in a bar in Illanois, around his age. Stewart Harrison was supposed to be starting college, but he wanted to party instead. He had to make a show of going, else he would be cut off from his uncaring rich parents. So Stewart decided to hire Stan to go to college for him, in exchange for half of his monthly allowance ($3000?????)
So Stan walked onto the BMU campus like he owned the place, claiming to be Stewart Harrison. He hated school, but he couldn’t pass up free room and paid for meals, with 3000 USD on top of that. One semester and he could actually get himself off the streets! He figured Stewart’s con wouldn’t last long, so he had to milk it whilst he could.
Stan now had to decide what classes he wanted to take. He never really thought about college before, at least not for himself. Stewart didn’t care which classes he took, as long as on paper he was ‘going to college’. So Stan stood in line to register for classes, assuming he would come up with something once it’s his turn.
Have A Nice Day!
5"5
me finding out my mutual is one inch taller than me
the precursor to the puppet jail incident from @aroace-get-out-of-my-face and @babyblankyerror's "science time w dr. pine au"
inspired by that one bts pic of mr. hirsch puppeteering a big ass stan puppet