Lizza-yarnscaping - ANTI-STRAIGHT

random motivational post: YOU 🫵🫵 DESERVE LOVE!!

me, being aromantic: I DO NOT WANT IT

Oh fuck yes Twitter is bringing back the 1970’s Maoist approach to gayness

like to charge reblog to cast

@psycho-bookslut

Oh, dang....

but gosh i want to be a sad little cartoon villain man unveiling my backstory in an unnecessarily flamboyant musical number whilst my bumbling team of comic relief henchpersons stumble about providing the off-key chorus line

society: you have to define your sexual attraction

alloaros: no, I’m just allo

society: you have have to use the SAM

non-SAM aros: no, I’m just aro

society: you have to feel some type of love

loveless aros: no, love isn’t universal

society: you have to fit my understanding of an aro person

aros: no, we don’t

Some have retail therapy, but we need compression therapy

weighted blanket isn't enough i need to be squashed beneath a precariously piled mound of mattresses like the pea that said fuck you to the princess

The reason we dont have straight vampires is because they kill themselves. Can you imagine being straight for eternity? Torture.