I Call Emmett

I call Emmett

Bella: guys, it’s really dark in here.

Jasper: don’t worry I have a glow stick *snaps Emmett’s back*

Emmett: *starts glowing*

Bella: *stares horrified*

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2 years ago
Taika: It’s So Awkward Kissing And Pretending To Be In Love With My Good Old Pal, My Bestie Rhys
Taika: It’s So Awkward Kissing And Pretending To Be In Love With My Good Old Pal, My Bestie Rhys
Taika: It’s So Awkward Kissing And Pretending To Be In Love With My Good Old Pal, My Bestie Rhys
Taika: It’s So Awkward Kissing And Pretending To Be In Love With My Good Old Pal, My Bestie Rhys
Taika: It’s So Awkward Kissing And Pretending To Be In Love With My Good Old Pal, My Bestie Rhys
Taika: It’s So Awkward Kissing And Pretending To Be In Love With My Good Old Pal, My Bestie Rhys
Taika: It’s So Awkward Kissing And Pretending To Be In Love With My Good Old Pal, My Bestie Rhys
Taika: It’s So Awkward Kissing And Pretending To Be In Love With My Good Old Pal, My Bestie Rhys
Taika: It’s So Awkward Kissing And Pretending To Be In Love With My Good Old Pal, My Bestie Rhys
Taika: It’s So Awkward Kissing And Pretending To Be In Love With My Good Old Pal, My Bestie Rhys

Taika: it’s so awkward kissing and pretending to be in love with my good old pal, my bestie rhys

Also Taika: no one else is allowed to kiss him tho ✌😗[puts his whole waitussy into his performance and invents romantic love] 

3 years ago

I mean i quite like my brain, i’m really very fond of it i just think it’s a design failure that i can’t pop it out of the ole skull basket every night and plug it in to recharge. travesty really

3 years ago

@chronosfear

"You Know Why You're Not Afraid To Die, Spock?You're More Afraid Of Living.
"You Know Why You're Not Afraid To Die, Spock?You're More Afraid Of Living.
"You Know Why You're Not Afraid To Die, Spock?You're More Afraid Of Living.
"You Know Why You're Not Afraid To Die, Spock?You're More Afraid Of Living.
"You Know Why You're Not Afraid To Die, Spock?You're More Afraid Of Living.
"You Know Why You're Not Afraid To Die, Spock?You're More Afraid Of Living.
"You Know Why You're Not Afraid To Die, Spock?You're More Afraid Of Living.
"You Know Why You're Not Afraid To Die, Spock?You're More Afraid Of Living.
"You Know Why You're Not Afraid To Die, Spock?You're More Afraid Of Living.
"You Know Why You're Not Afraid To Die, Spock?You're More Afraid Of Living.

"You know why you're not afraid to die, Spock?You're more afraid of living.

Each day you stay alive is just one more day you might slip and let your human half peek out.

That's it, isn't it?

Insecurity

Why, you wouldn't know what to do with a genuine, warm, decent feeling"

"Bread and Circuses"

2 years ago

Some "helpful" reviews, in case anyone is on the fence about watching The Sandman:

Some "helpful" Reviews, In Case Anyone Is On The Fence About Watching The Sandman:
Some "helpful" Reviews, In Case Anyone Is On The Fence About Watching The Sandman:
Some "helpful" Reviews, In Case Anyone Is On The Fence About Watching The Sandman:
Some "helpful" Reviews, In Case Anyone Is On The Fence About Watching The Sandman:
3 years ago

@wonderingsam @chronosfear LOOK AT THE PRETTIES

lgbt heart dividers pt. 2

Lgbt Heart Dividers Pt. 2
Lgbt Heart Dividers Pt. 2
Lgbt Heart Dividers Pt. 2
Lgbt Heart Dividers Pt. 2
Lgbt Heart Dividers Pt. 2
Lgbt Heart Dividers Pt. 2
Lgbt Heart Dividers Pt. 2
Lgbt Heart Dividers Pt. 2
Lgbt Heart Dividers Pt. 2
Lgbt Heart Dividers Pt. 2

please rb if saving! credit is appreciated ❦

part 1 here

part 2 here

more here

2 years ago

tumblr will see a pathetic little fool composed of vengeance and tomfoolery and instantaneously respond with:

Tumblr Will See A Pathetic Little Fool Composed Of Vengeance And Tomfoolery And Instantaneously Respond

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2 years ago

Period Trackes - Clue

o in light of RvW being repealed, a lot of people have been worried about their period trackers being used against them. I’m not personally in the US so I’m not in danger on that front, but I do want to stand in support with those who are. But on the other hand, my tracker keeps track of my dates, meaning I’m not surprised when It’s Time anymore. It’s just very nice to know when I need to have my stuff on hand, yknow? And I’m not NT enough to do that on my own. So I asked them.

Period Trackes - Clue

[Jun 28, 2022, 12:06 GMT+2]

Hello Clue,

The SCOTUS recently repealed Roe v Wade, as I’m sure you know. Some US states have already started making abortions illegal. There is -well founded- concern over women being prosecuted over having “secretly had an abortion”, and data from period tracking apps being used to support these accusations. What is Clue doing to prevent users’ data from being used against them?

Sincerely,

(and then my name but I cropped that out for obvious reasons)

Their response:

Period Trackes - Clue

[Jun 28, 2022, 15:08 GMT+2]

Hello there,    Thanks for reaching out.   With the recent discussion about abortion laws in the United States of America, we completely understand any anxiety you may be feeling. We’re here to help you in any way we can.   We’d like to reassure all people who use Clue that any health data they track in Clue is private and safe. This includes any data about pregnancies, pregnancy loss or abortion.   Keeping your sensitive data safe is fundamental to our values and what we believe in. It’s also fundamental to our business model, because earning our community’s trust is paramount to what we do.   As a company based in Berlin, Germany, we follow European Union law and are required to protect the sensitive health data of all people who use Clue. This falls under the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR), a data protection and privacy law which is one of the strictest privacy regulations in the world.    By following this law, we apply special protection to any reproductive health data tracked in Clue. We have never and will never disclose this information. Your health data will always be safe with us, regardless of where you live. All health data is stored on servers in the European Union.    Lastly, we invite you to check these articles on our website:    Patient Data Privacy at Clue: A statement from the Co-CEOs Clue’s Response to Roe vs Wade   We understand this is a distressing time for some people. If you have any more questions, feel free to get in touch.   All the best, Thiago - Support Agent

I think the Clue’s Response to Roe vs Wade is particularly relevant here (I’d tried to find it on their website, don’t know why I couldn’t before now). I am by literally every means not a lawyer, so I can’t tell if any of this is legal enough for people to feel safe using Clue. But. idk, maybe if you benefit from using a tracker, consider using this one.

2 years ago

Gentle reminder here that there are elder queers out there. Real elders, people in their 80s and 90s who survived, who are here. You can get there, old age does exist for us.

I know an old lesbian couple who have been married since the moment they legalized it. One woman can hardly walk anymore but she loves Hallmark ornaments, so her wife supports her against her walker during Christmas so she can look at them more easily.

I know a transgender man who started transitioning only 10 years ago at 60, and he's brilliant and funny and brings his grandchildren by to get sweets.

I know an asexual woman who, beamed and told me she absolutely loved not having a husband, and that she "never once regretted not getting married. I never felt that way about anybody! Why force it?" She lives with her parrot and loves salsa dancing.

Our elders exist. So many of us have been wiped out and erased on purpose, but we're here. And that means you can get there. When you're old and grey, when you're retired and done, there will be people who will love you and will care for you.

2 years ago
Yeah, It’s Time For Them To Go
Yeah, It’s Time For Them To Go

Yeah, it’s time for them to go

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