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Hawkeye episode 4 spoilers

So everybody’s talking about how the ‘shot I didn’t take’ parallels with Kate not shooting Yelena. And, don’t get me wrong I fucking screamed at that scene.

But why is nobody talking about THE WAY YELENA PULLS KATE’S BELT TO KEEP HER FROM FALLING THE SAME WAY NATASHA DID TO STOP CLINT FROM THROWING HIMSELF OFF THE CLIFF.

So anyways, that’s my rant *takes a sip from the second coffee I shouldn’t be drinking this morning*

Shin is an insecure little baby

shin wants to be who sabine 'seeks so desperately' so bad it makes her look stupid 😭😭😭

Baby Florence and Harry!!!!!

what eye fucking with someone who 'reeks of Jedi' does to a mf

they live together in a little apartment and just sit and do nothing after saving the world :)

Bishova idea: The first time Kate saw Yelena drunk, because I imagine that's not easy to happen

I don't know, it's a silly thought. Kate seeing Yelena laughing at things that don't make sense but still having an aim and balance that no drunk person should have. Having ideas like adopting several ducks and training them to dance the Swan Lake and Kate almost accepting it but knowing she can't because the sober Yelena will kill her later for letting this happen

omg wait I love this

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“Hasn’t she drank like two handles already?” Kate groaned.

“Yes she has. I don’t know where she puts it all,” Natasha said.

“Kaaaate! Katie Katttt,” Yelena whined.

“Yes baby?” Kate said, holding an arm around the Russian’s waist to help her stand.

“Letsss do the darts Kate Bishop!”

“Oh no you don’t. We don’t need someone losing an eye because you’re drunk!” Kate said, steering her girlfriend away from the dart board in the bar.

“I am not drunk,” Yelena pouted. “It is simply a buzz, sestra,” she said, crookedly pointing at Natasha who was sat on a bar stool. “Watch me!”

Kate stared in awe as Yelena had somehow gotten her hands on darts anyway, throwing multiple bullseyes in a row. “If I was drunk could I do that?!”

“Hmm maybe not…” Kate thought aloud. “No! You’ve drank too much!! You’re drunk!”

“Whatever Kate Bishooop!”

Kate sat down at the bar next to Natasha, rubbing her head as Yelena mingled around the bar, the other patrons giggling at the blonde assassin stumbling around.

“Kate! There you are. You have to stop hiding from me Katie Kat!” Yelena said, trying to be seductive as she trailed her finger crookedly across the archer’s face.

“Lena I’ve been sitting her next to Natasha the whole time!” Kate said, looking at her obviously drunk girlfriend.

“Natasha is here?! Oh my Natalia I’ve missed youuuu,” Yelena cried, her face softening at the sight of her older sister.

“Yelena, I took you here!” The older assassin whined.

“Lena baby, let’s get you home where we can go to bed,” Kate said, rubbing Yelena’s back.

“No!! I promised that nice gentleman that I’d adopt his ducks and we could train them to do ballet!” Yelena said frowning. Kate thought about it for a second and then shook her head quickly, knowing sober Yelena would probably take her out if she agreed.

“Baby, the man told me he already gave the ducks to someone else. We have to go home now, okay?” Kate said, rubbing Yelena’s shoulder.

“Where is he? I will fight him for my ducks!!!” Yelena said angrily.

“We have to get her out of here before she does something we have to clean up!” Natasha said. Kate nodded and walked her girlfriend towards the door.

“C’mon Lena we have to go,” Kate pushed gently.

“No! I need to find that man!”

“Okay he’s out this door, I promise!” Kate said, getting an idea.

“I’m gonna show him what I’ve got!!” Yelena said, swinging her fists haphazardly.

Kate quickly opened Natasha’s car door and she sped off to their apartment to drop off the two lovebirds. “Is she always this wild?” Kate asked Natasha quietly as the small blonde assassin had finally gone quiet and fallen asleep on her shoulder.

“Honestly it’s one of the few times I’ve ever seen her drunk, so I’m not sure,” Nat said, smiling. “But I’m glad she has you to look after her.”

Kate beamed, brushing some wispy hairs off of Yelena’s face as she snores lightly on her shoulder. She knew she was lucky to have the blonde’s trust, but she was even luckier to have her love as well.

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