got diagnosed today, my fiancée made me a cake
I'm starting a collection. Idk what the aesthetic is. Blorbocore
― Margaret Atwood, You are Happy
what people think alice oseman books are like: blushing awkward first meetings, little chaste first kisses, giggling teenage boys holding hands what alice oseman books are actually like: hey what if your entire personality is actually a carefully constructed facade to make other people like you and to disguise the fact that you don't actually know who you are. if you stripped away all the walls, all the artificial things that you think make you up, what would be left? what would happen if you stopped living for other people and started living for yourself? is there even a person in there or just a gaping void with nothing left in it? wouldn't that be fucked up? do you even know yourself? do you even have a real personality anymore?
running to the hills (retiring every social media except for tumblr because i’m safe here nobody knows me)
Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.
tobey, andrew, and tom start doing interviews together after everyone watches no way home and it’s out that they’re actually in the movie and tobey and tom keep trying to discuss the movie but andrew keeps going off on tangents about his astrological chart and gay rights
dont need dick i got tubes inside me
starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club
people who upload movies online for free shouldn't face legal action they should get their peanus sucked everyday.....??
Kronos, eating ‘baby Zeus’:
Kronos: wow this meal rocks