I Expect Nothing Less From Him, Go King, Give Us Everything

Jimmy's and Joel's Afterlife SMP episode 7 spoilers!

(Also Empires spoilers)

*TALKING ABOUT CHARACTERS ONLY, NOT CCs!!!*

I was so certain it was either gonna be Scott or Sausage to kill our server's local cat jesus (based on Jimmy's streams).

https://youtu.be/KPWVMFfqG1Q

I guess Jimmy reverse kidnapping (surprise adoption!) failed lol.

Anyways theory time, sorry ya'll but I'm pumping out ideas rn. Just gotta wait until exams are over to unleash hell on this blog!!

So, in Empires, Joel has a familiar connection to both Lizzie and Jimmy (his wife and brother-in-law).

And in both their recent death on AL, he is present. So we all kinda agree on the fact, after everyones finales, Jimmy and Lizzie lost themselves and memories again, Joel basically became that "good guy goes and abandon morals" (man lost his family, friends and that big castle in like 5 minutes)

->Joel became the mad king.

How can you be a mad king without at least killing your families for unintentionally abandoning you amirite? He doesn't remember his past life but the regrets of that life transfered to this one like a sort of whisper in the back of the head that gets louder everytime

People will focus on orge!Joel but I, who still has not gotten over empires finales, will cling onto any theories of empires as long as my brain still functions

“Smile for the Camera!”

More Botw-Totk!AU bc I’m going insane

Didn't that person un-allowed comments right after TheYesterdayShow commented😭

every time someone goes "um!!! you can't write about dark/sexual things!! stop romanticising trauma!!!" i grow stronger actually

SPOILERS FOR EMPIRES, AFTERLIFE SMP

(Maybe 3rd and last life too)

(Mostly lizzie's afterlife ep 5)

Danm ya'll know how Lizzie been dying extremely fast lately

Raccoon:3 eps

Floran:2 eps

Slime: 1 ep

Her next origin might last for only half an episode holy

3rd and last life watchers gotta know abt canary!jimmy and how he always die first and his death is a warning to all around, a blessing disguised as a curse?

So since empires smp canonly is afterlife smp past life (pretty sure based on Scott's cat name and Jimmy's salmon hatred lol)

Ocean Queen has that whole prophecy book, what if Canary!Jimmy is also mentioned. So she prays to the gods above that they release her poor brother of the curse. Since they can't get rid of it completely, Now Lizzie bears most of the curse, basically her life gets cut short, die first in the smp and death brings chaos shaban, while Jimmy still also has the his death bring total destruction.

Just a silly idea, sorry if this makes no sense lol

JOEL'S ALSMP EP 8 SPOILERS

Me: danm Lizzie's next origin ain't even gonna last a full episode lmaoo

Joel: I will avenge my wife's honour

*Dies within 10 mins of being an Iceling*

There's too many white-haired fictional boys I like that sometimes it's hard to tell them apart when I see fanarts w/ dark lightning😭

Like,

Oh Kadehara Kazuha from the hit game Genshin Impact?

OH NO, It's Komaeda Nagito from the infamous Danganronpa

Nvm, wrong again, It's Kaworu Nagisa from the anime Neon Genesis Evangelion

And so on..

(Is it concerning there's a pattern with their names having a K😭)

I like the detail that prince gumball works in a bakery/café:)

Since he's technically creating candy people!

Am I the only one that finds it weird when people make ships that have characters played by content creators abusive? Like it puts a weird taste in my mouth and it could be that I am a flower husbands shipper and that makes me biased but I also find it weird when people make ships from like actual show abusive when they not canonically. I also find it strange that I have seen not a single thing about any other ships from the life series when none of them are perfect or completely healthy (except maybe ranchers), most of them have issues, and that is completely normal for relationships, even fictional ones, but I have only seen abusive flower husbands and that feels weird to me. Like if it's not canonically abusive it's weird to me.

theyre so funky

I just KNOW DP!Charles would be so annoyed DBD!Charles didn't change his cricket bat to a baseball bat when he was in good ol' 'Murica

God, I so need a crossover where the Agencies interact with each others. I feel like they'd absolutely hate each others' guts at first.

Send headcanons y'all