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*ALSMP SPOILERS*

Omg guys wth, I just realized smth😭

Lizzies deaths:

1st death: In the end/Fall into the void

2nd death: Same as first

3rd death: Killed by Lauren/An enderian

-> All related to the end,

LORE? LORE

Jimmys deaths:

1st death: Killed by Fwip

2nd death: Killed by Joel

->Killed by a player

Sausages deaths:

1st death: Fall damage

2nd death: Fall damage

->Coincidence? Well looking at Lizzies, perhaps all members will die in a similar way to their first one. Pattern? Pattern!

-> So based on the 1st death, we might be able to predict all memebers future ways to die

But hey, it's just a theory, a film theory, or is it?

Jimmy's and Joel's Afterlife SMP episode 7 spoilers!

(Also Empires spoilers)

*TALKING ABOUT CHARACTERS ONLY, NOT CCs!!!*

I was so certain it was either gonna be Scott or Sausage to kill our server's local cat jesus (based on Jimmy's streams).

https://youtu.be/KPWVMFfqG1Q

I guess Jimmy reverse kidnapping (surprise adoption!) failed lol.

Anyways theory time, sorry ya'll but I'm pumping out ideas rn. Just gotta wait until exams are over to unleash hell on this blog!!

So, in Empires, Joel has a familiar connection to both Lizzie and Jimmy (his wife and brother-in-law).

And in both their recent death on AL, he is present. So we all kinda agree on the fact, after everyones finales, Jimmy and Lizzie lost themselves and memories again, Joel basically became that "good guy goes and abandon morals" (man lost his family, friends and that big castle in like 5 minutes)

->Joel became the mad king.

How can you be a mad king without at least killing your families for unintentionally abandoning you amirite? He doesn't remember his past life but the regrets of that life transfered to this one like a sort of whisper in the back of the head that gets louder everytime

People will focus on orge!Joel but I, who still has not gotten over empires finales, will cling onto any theories of empires as long as my brain still functions

SPOILERS FOR EMPIRES, AFTERLIFE SMP

(Maybe 3rd and last life too)

(Mostly lizzie's afterlife ep 5)

Danm ya'll know how Lizzie been dying extremely fast lately

Raccoon:3 eps

Floran:2 eps

Slime: 1 ep

Her next origin might last for only half an episode holy

3rd and last life watchers gotta know abt canary!jimmy and how he always die first and his death is a warning to all around, a blessing disguised as a curse?

So since empires smp canonly is afterlife smp past life (pretty sure based on Scott's cat name and Jimmy's salmon hatred lol)

Ocean Queen has that whole prophecy book, what if Canary!Jimmy is also mentioned. So she prays to the gods above that they release her poor brother of the curse. Since they can't get rid of it completely, Now Lizzie bears most of the curse, basically her life gets cut short, die first in the smp and death brings chaos shaban, while Jimmy still also has the his death bring total destruction.

Just a silly idea, sorry if this makes no sense lol

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

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will get “doot doot” in their ask box

“It’s my duty. My duty as a complete and utter bastard.”

-Slytherin

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

The other day I watched a little boy get knocked to the ground by an older kid who was running by. He burst into tears as his mother hurried over.

“Here’s a bandaid for ya,” I said, producing one from my vest pocket.

“Oh, he’s not bleeding, thank you though!”

I lowered my voice and leaned in. “Kids think bandaids are health magic,” I said. “Ask him where it hurts and exploit that placebo effect.”

She did just that, and instantly the kid stopped crying and thanked her. “I’ll have to remember that,” she said.

Children: #HACKED

reblog if you support those who have had an abortion.

We need to show support for them/us.

God of death

Reblog if you're not straight

Note: Asexuals and aromantics count as “not straight”

Me reading fanfics for 10 hours straight: