I'm Sorry But This Is Fucking Funny

I'm sorry but this is fucking funny

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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2 months ago

AAAAAA GUYS

MY BARRA

TYSM 😭

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

LOOK AT THISSSS!!!

THAT CUBE DESIGN WHAT ONG

EATING IT

It's my first Jsab post but don't worry more will come soon!

For now have this Snack

It's My First Jsab Post But Don't Worry More Will Come Soon!

(Barracuda belong to @jsabbuddies and I probably will draw more of him because oh my god his design is fire!)

(rest characters like ebuc and cube are mine)


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1 year ago

I completely forgot about the submissions in the inbox thank you I'll get working to those

1 year ago

It's 12 am and I want to scream in gay


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3 months ago

Might have to redo my commission sheet

1 year ago

just learned you can draw photos of yourself with your favorite characters. you can draw your ocs smooching canon characters if you want

it’s not against the law and there’s no cringe police that’s gonna come to your house and arrest you or anything

you can just hang out with your blorbos and literally be as self indulgent as you want, you can spend hours drawing or writing about yourself with them no one can stop you

really cool if true

1 year ago
Got This Expression Related Question In My Inbox Here A While Back And Figured A Drawn Response Was Warranted.
Got This Expression Related Question In My Inbox Here A While Back And Figured A Drawn Response Was Warranted.
Got This Expression Related Question In My Inbox Here A While Back And Figured A Drawn Response Was Warranted.
Got This Expression Related Question In My Inbox Here A While Back And Figured A Drawn Response Was Warranted.
Got This Expression Related Question In My Inbox Here A While Back And Figured A Drawn Response Was Warranted.

Got this expression related question in my inbox here a while back and figured a drawn response was warranted. -------------------------- Lackadaisy is on Patreon! Posting a lot of animation pre-production art and merch previews lately!

1 year ago

*gives Barracuda a barracuda* (like the fish)

🐟

*gives Barracuda A Barracuda* (like The Fish)

He got scared.

1 year ago

Saving this

for reference, of course

So, Let Me Guess– You Just Started A New Book, Right? And You’re Stumped. You Have No Idea How Much
So, Let Me Guess– You Just Started A New Book, Right? And You’re Stumped. You Have No Idea How Much
So, Let Me Guess– You Just Started A New Book, Right? And You’re Stumped. You Have No Idea How Much

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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1 year ago

Send me an ask that sounds like a text post I would make

oh no

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