"Well..." I begin, "I understand..."
She eyes me curiously, "...What...?"
My gaze darts and I look away. I always was bad at hiding secrets when I knew there was a chance I'd get caught. Now, that chance seems imminent.
"Hun."
"Yes?"
"Are you a dragon?"
"...No?"
Mythical creatures exist, but they all like to take the form of humans, they do it so well that most of their own species wouldn’t be able to tell. One day your wife sits you down and explains that she is a dragon…you begin to worry about your secret stash of gold in the attic.
the hollow knight’s bossfight was so, so good at making me feel so, so bad
Uh. Yeah.
Please.
COMMISSIONS!!!
ASK IN DMS
Im sorry
I think the criminalization of homelessness is insane. If you are without a house and without income you should be literally allowed to do basically anything you want to keep yourself alive without legal repercussions
been on a tf animated kick recently
Aim for the Heart - submitted by @meowstic-seer-of-the-future
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A okie, it's alr then
but great post anyways, made me laugh 👍
''T h e j u i c e t a s t e s l i k e h o m o p h o b i a''
''s-n-u f-f-y!! shake it left shake it right!!''
''we also have the whatsapp bug''
''im in my teens and my back sometimes decides oh no :) bitch time''
''confused father noises''
''LET IRIS BE A CATGIRL LET IRIS BE A CATGIRL''
''Sun clapper''
''no kromer?? :(''
''The Cintussy is plentiful tonight :D''
''I love gay people so much I wish they were real :(''
''Romantic things to do with girlfriend''
"he is a piece of carbonated toast"
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