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nico and annabeth as video game streamers. nico plays various fighting games while annabeth fucks with minecraft. their fans dont know they know each other

one day during a stream nico is like "oh let me check up on my boyfriend he has a friend over"

*checks to see jason and percy in the living room peacefully playing w their legos*

"ye theyre fine"

but things get interesting when later on annabeth is like "my fiance is cooking with a friend"

flashes to jason and percy in the kitchen chopping veggies together

the fans want to know WHICH BOYFRIEND IS WHOSE???

Neither percy nor jason have any kind of social media, their partners do reference them occasionally but not enough to make i it clear who is jason and who is percy.

the two of them appear on a stream together and it becomes clear it will be no help because clearly these four have been friends for a long time and theyre all too close.

jason: annabeth's biggest fear is spiders but on a deeper level its letting down her friends and family

percy: i went camping with nico's sisters and they kept bullying me

fan: nico which one is your boyfriend???

nico: the hot one duh

fan: annabeth which one is your fiance??

annabeth: the goodlooking one

eventually both fanbases agree that the dark haired guy is nico's boyfriend jason, and the blond one is annabeth's fiance percy.

the two of them use this as a gag for a while, and as they grow in popularity it becomes a huge inside joke.

and then annabeth gets married and posts a video of percy choking up in tears in front of the altar

their fanbases implode

My take of Jason Todd in my style, whatever that is.

No one talk to me unless they've listened to the acoustic version of Lovejoy

I will always support a hot woman

Ecosocialist praxis

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

Hehehehe

annabeth lifting a barbell with jason and percy on either side with no effort. Reblog if you agree

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