This Is Literally Me Please Be Nice To Me

My theory regarding Faust's age is that she's like 21, but it's the second or third time she's been 21, so the sinners try to figure out how old she was during x or y events and it goes something like this:

Gregor: So how old were you during the smoke war? Faust: Do you mean the time since I was born, the age this body was at the time or the age Faust(tm) was at the time? Also, do you mean the first time or when I will eventually go back to that time to try and rizz up Outis' sister-in-law? Outis: When you will go back to what now

hatsune miku dies

MORE VOLLEYBOYS AU

I like to think that after the events of dead apple, Fyodor just. followed Dazai home to his apartment. Like Dazai didn't invite him or anything, he was just quietly following behind and then Dazai just left the door open. And they have been living together ever since. Yes they were living together during season three. When they met in the alley? They just left the house at the same time and arrived by different paths and he was like damn i was wondering where my hat went. And then Dazai gets shot and the next time he comes home, Fyodor asks how his day was like he didnt put him in the fucking hospital. He says "funny meeting you here" every time they exist together outside of their own apartment and it somehow never gets old. Atsushi walks in to ask Dazai to get up early for a meeting and the russian terrorist man who tries to kill them every other day is just standing in the kitchen in his pajamas (a shirt that says 'i'm with stupid' on it) cooking an omlet. Atsushi then closes the door and never asks Dazai about it ever.

Omg bffs ????

yeah >:) !!!

Antarctica

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

asiyah layer... 2019

Outis: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died. Outis: I will not yield.

I miss my blorbos pls come back