I Feel Like The Whole “race And Albert Are Banned In The Kitchen” Is Just Slightly Off: Either They

I feel like the whole “race and albert are banned in the kitchen” is just slightly off: either they will burn your kitchen down but somehow still put something on the table that is worth five michelin stars

or are both individually excellent cooks but should not be put together (which I feel like honestly counts for almost everything they do together, it’s like their rational working braincells turn off when they are together and only turn on again when they’re apart)

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1 year ago

“I thought I saw you sneak up here,” Jack murmurs.

“...I just needed some air,” Davey says in a thin, quiet voice, staring determinedly out into the darkness.

“Got room for one more?” Jack asks, stepping closer.

Davey gives a tiny shrug, wrapping his arms around himself. Taking this as permission, Jack clambers up onto the ledge and sits down beside him, not quite close enough to touch, letting his legs dangle over the edge.

The silence stretches on and on, as vast as the expanse of sky overhead. Hesitant, Jack allows it to linger for a long, breathless moment, and he’s honestly not sure if he’s trying to gather his thoughts or his nerve.

But finally he says, “Ain’t seen much’a you tonight. Ain’t seen much’a you in ages, really.”

He pauses there, trying to judge Davey’s reaction to his gentle prodding. But Davey doesn’t move, doesn’t even turn to face him, as still and stone-faced as a statue.

The pit in Jack’s stomach grows even wider.

Aloud he continues, “And I’m not tryin’ ta point fingers, Dave, but I’m startin’ to worry that somethin’s gone wrong between us. Horribly wrong. Maybe—“ He sucks in a breath. “Maybe so wrong that it can’t be fixed.”

He wants Davey to reassure him, to explain away the unease that colors their every interaction, why each conversation seems to end with a thousand words left unspoken. To say that it’s all going to be okay.

But he doesn’t say anything. Not a single, godforsaken word, and somehow, out of everything, that’s what cuts the deepest.


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1 year ago

thinking about irresponsible davey again. davey who can and WILL set his own hair on fire because it's funny ... davey who has good intentions but god awful impulse control ... davey who once picked crutchie up and spun him around for literally no reason ... davey who bites jack .... davey who pulls strands of his own hair out to check what colour it is again ... davey who doesn't have a single intact cuff on any of his shirts for reasons unknown ... davey who DOES NOT think before he speaks ...


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1 year ago

i cannot stress how badly i think davey should’ve gotten his own solo song

1 year ago

save me uksies... uksies..... uksies save me....


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1 year ago

don't come a-knocking but it's javey ... PLEASE ... ill write it ill do it guys ...


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1 year ago

I’m back from the show choir competition, and guess what- MY SHOW CHOIR GROUP WON GRAND CHAMPION FOR OUR DIVISION!!!

We won against a private show choir company that my group hasn’t won against in five years- plus, our three show choirs won all three divisions, so we dominated the entire competition!

I might post a picture of the medal if you guys are interested


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1 year ago

girly (gender neutral) go watch 92sies rn

I WILL TONIGHT!!!!!! give me like 4 hours and I'll wat h! tonight's the night folks!!!!!


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1 year ago
@coircus-aceman WELL IF YOU PUT IT THAT WAY .................

@coircus-aceman WELL IF YOU PUT IT THAT WAY .................

picture this: davey when jack betrays the newsies ...... davey had just realised he had fallen with jack, this boy who he thought was sent from heaven .. he was going to tell him after the rally .. but jacks betrayal left him feeling heartbroken . davey sitting on a roof, watching New York, too numb to cry . the boy he thought he had loved ... only for his own personal gain ... davey feels used . unloved . completely useless ........ cue that mitski song ...


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1 year ago

watching uksies boot and 92sies tonight and tmr so stay tuned


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