Chapter 3/?

Love, after all, is a wonderful thing.

It’s my birthday!!! 💙💙💙

(Anyone have some Dadbastian recommendations for me? 👀)

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No pressure, but I was wondering if you're still planning to do my Dadbastian request? Thanks!

Hello! Yes, I promise I’m still working on your Dadbastian request and I’m very sorry that it’s taking me awhile. School has been a bit of a pain lately, but I’ll have your request done as soon as I can 💜

everyone who sees this is legally obligated to reblog w their fav skk frame/panel. if u don't have a fav then just do the most recent one in ur camera roll. i will go first

We all know that Dazai likes to make fun of Chuuya’s height, but picture this. Before Dazai left the Port Mafia, he had a routine of making a comment about Chuuya’s height at least once a week. It’s become tradition at this point. However, once Dazai left the Port Mafia, it’s not like he could just walk up to Chuuya like he used to. So, he had to improvise. He started by just sending letters every now and again to remind Chuuya that wearing a hat does nothing for his height. It got to a point where Chuuya didn’t even open the letters, just threw them in the fire place or shredder.

Once Dazai joined the ADA, he began borrowing people’s phones to text Chuuya since Chuuya blocked him years ago. Chuuya has now unknowingly blocked over half of the ADA members.

“Hey, Atsushi, can I borrow your phone for a second? I need to send a message to someone and it is of the utmost importance they see it right away.”

“Of course, but why not just use your phone?”

“I lost it.”

“It’s right there on the corner of your desk..?”

“We’re losing valuable time here, Atsushi.”

Once Atsushi handed Dazai his phone, Dazai immediately typed in Chuuya’s number and sent a message.

Soooo remember how you said that you were only 15 and still growing?

Dazai, I swear I will change my number.

How much have you grown again? Oh, that’s right

Lay off about my size will you!

“I’m only 15, I’m still growing!” Little did you know the only thing that would be growing was your hair.

Message not Delivered.

Atsushi was horrified to find out Dazai had used his phone to antagonize the gravity manipulator. Dazai was happy to get his weekly laugh. Chuuya was strongly considering unblocking Dazai’s number just to start sending him daily insults.

Me when my professors tell me to have a good weekend after they gave me a ton of homework:

Decided to make a google drive folder for the good people out there so here yall go

<< Bungo Stray Dogs Stageplays with English sub >>

Note: Only includes SOME stageplays. list on those included, those being worked on, and those unstarted due to lack of subtitles under cut

included:

BEAST movie (yes this is included because it's live action even though its not a stage. it's the same actors anyhow)

STORM BRINGER stageplay

Osamu Dazai's Entrance Exam stageplay

Cannibalism Arc stageplay

work in progress:

Osamu Dazai and the Dark Era stageplay

currently unstarted (lack of subtitles or even video)

Untold Origins of the Armed Detective Agency stageplay

Bungo Stray Dogs on Stage (the first one)

Dead Apple stageplay

Three Company Conflict stageplay

hi i just read your fic on ao3 in this life time, we're sticking together and i rlly love it! ngl i'm a little worried for the angst to come but i'm still excited for the next chapter!

Ahhh thank you so much! I think you're from more angst until Dazai and Chuuya are back in Yokohama, so the next chapter should be some more fluff with hopefully a bit of humor. I really want to get them back to Yokohama asap because I want to write more Kouyou, Kyoka, and Chuuya interactions and introduce Akutagawa into the fic, but I am nervous about writing Mori. I have a very specific path I need him to take and I want to write it perfectly. Dazai too, now that I think about it. I love getting feedback so thank you for this! Love you anon!!

kuroshitsuji music taste headcanons because i can

modern AU for convenience, also long post warning

- sebastian listens to the most pretentious classical music ever created. he also only listens to music in the car. made ciel learn to play the violin or something. he hates modern music with a burning passion

-ciel says he listens to classical music to keep his dignity, but he actually listens to nightcore versions of fnaf fan songs. he would not admit this under any circumstances

-alois is very open about listening to nightcore versions of fnaf songs, however he does not have headphones and plays music everywhere. when claude got him headphones he started singing along. badly

-claude has never willingly listened to music in his life, and he does not plan on starting ever. he probably thinks alois’s fansongs are all that exists. once he listened to dubstep and it gave him a seizure

-undertaker listens to old, old rock music. the shit on your moms cassete tape in the 70s. he is the biggest music nerd you have ever seen, but he has never willingly listened to a song from after 1995 and will keep it that way

-grelle listens to the horniest pop music ever made. she listens to anime character tiktok edit audio songs. that and musicals. so, so many musicals. she probably also sings along, but sings better than alois

-william says he doesn’t listen to music, but he’s secretly a huge music nerd, especially about old music. my guy would be in band in high school. probably not a band kid, though. he hung out with the calculus kids

-ronald just listens to the radio. taylor swift fan, but only when she made pop music in like 2015. his entire playlist consists of top 40 hits. he doesn’t know what music genres are

More Soukoku PLS 🙏🙏🙏

So I think it's safe to say that the fandom has agreed that Chuuya is rather grumpy when he's tired (and I love that we have all accepted this as fact). So, imagine they are on their way home from Meursault and the plane hits a bit of turbulence. Nothing terrible, but enough to wake Sleeping Beauty (read: Chuuya) who has only been asleep for about 45 minutes.

Chuuya: Grantors of-

Dazai, poking Chuuya's cheek: Chuuya, no. It is not that serious.

Chuuya, swatting Dazai's hand away: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you spent the last few days preparing to break you out of jail, breaking into Meursault, cosplaying a vampire, following the son of a bitch known as Fyodor around and following every fucking order-

Dazai: Chuuya-

Chuuya: Having to listen to you go on and on about fate and destiny and wtf was that even about??

Dazai: Uh-

Chuuya: Whatever, more importantly, I think I still have water in my lungs, Dazai.

Dazai: And my head still hurts, but you don't see me-

Chuuya: Oh, boo-fucking-hoo. Poor Dazai has a headache! Whatever will we do?! Someone save him! Quick, call a doctor!

Dazai: Then go get a doctor, Chuuya, since your legs are perfectly fine unlike mine!

Chuuya: You wanna go?!

Sigma: Both of you, zip it! Please! I'm trying to figure out where all of these bruises came from and I can't think with you two arguing. For crying out loud, it looks like I've been dropped 15 times!

Dazai: ...

Chuuya: ...

Sigma: ...What?

Dazai: Oh, nothing. I'm sorry Fyodor did that to you.

Chuuya: Yeah, that was real fucked up of him. I'm going back to sleep.