I Did My Part 🫡

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Goddamn it-

I've been duped!

I brought this on myself

Dear people living on your own for the first time:

Here’s some advice I wasn’t told from the myriad of posts before that I wish I’d been given before

Wash the OUTSIDE of your pots and pans as well as the cooking surface. I’ve had a few roommates now who have only cleaned the inside and I’ve had to replace a $150 set of cookware twice.

“its only one time, how bad could using metal on nonstick cookware really be?” very bad. don’t do this.

Buy a rice cooker. Buy the middle tier rice cooker. Cheap ones will burn your rice, high tier ones are too expensive. Rice is good and cheap and, really, you don’t actually have to wash it if you don’t care about making gourmet food.

Buy band-aids. You don’t think you need band-ads until you need a band-aid, and by then it’s too late. (if you don’t follow this advice, a paper towel and some tape is an acceptable solution while you go get real bandages and neosporin)

You are on tumblr, which means you probably spend most of your time in one spot on a computer or phone. if this spot doesn’t have a trash can in arm’s reach, put one there.

 I spent 4 years piling trash on my desk in increasingly precarious ways until I had a designated area to put it. Trash cans can and should go anywhere there is a frequent generation of trash, typical locations be damned.

If you live with one or two roommates, discuss placing empty boxes in the back of your fridge and freezer. You probably don’t need all the space that the standard 5-person-family fridge provides, and tupperware will be shoved back there and left to stink up the entire appliance.

Get a wall calendar, put it somewhere communal, and have everyone put their household-relevant schedules on it. Communication is by far the weakest link with roommates (even good ones!) and having something to reference for appointments is always good

A Rainbow Connection (3,775 words) by FieldofRoses2992

Following a text from Haniel, one of the other interns within Middlesea Hospital, Marie finds herself within the kitchen helping them to bake cookies for the other staff.

I made @nightmun a little fic featuring Haniel and Marie doing something a little more casual and maybe even a little fun... if you're anyone but Marie, of course. Figured I'd post it officially so here it is. Hopefully it's alright.

Birthday birthday birthday! Guess who's special day it is today! Woot woooot!! That's right! Little Lola's hit the big 2-1! Cake and celebrations ahoy!

how is it mario day and no one posted the essay

Does putting a period at the end of a tag work as a bypass? I've seen ppl doing it and have done so myself but i don't have an ios device to see if it works

OH MY GOD IT WORKS

THEY CAN'T EVEN FUCK US OVER PROPERLY

The Fetcher of Nowhere and Nothing (4,307 words) by FieldofRoses2992

Allen Impala is called to a meeting with one of his Higher Ups after he failed to meet quota and provide them with stolen goods due to his current status as a patient at Middlesea. All he can hope is that it all goes well.

Hellooooo! Finally managed to finish this little RD Allen thing I was working on cuz the concept would not leave my head lolol. It doesn't have much to do with Rhythm Doctor so I tagged it as an original work on Ao3, but since it has to do with Allen specifically in the RD universe, I'll tag it as such here. Hope you enjoy, even if it isn't something I usually write. As usual, be mindful of the warnings!

MIRROR GLAZE GALAXY CAKE