Do Not Under Any Circumstances Drink From These Teacups

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

happy fullmetal alchemist day and also mean girls day to all those who celebrate

Saw this tweet and couldn't resist drawing it right away

if time travel existed i'd try to get banned from specific historical events. not because i want to be a jackass but because i think it'd be funny to have something like "not allowed within 10 years of the jfk assassination" on my public record.

"I'll do whatever you want." "Then, perish." Is such a raw ass line you'd think it comes from a tumblr post but it's actually from 1973 movie "Goncharov" by Martin Scorsese

thinking about the dichotomy between The Vast and The Buried lads

riko moriyama : i am the king  jean moreau, french and VERY tired of this shit : in france, we used to guillotine kings. 

in 2024 we will replace the supreme court with r/aita

sorry can’t hangout tonight i have a garden in another dimension to tend to

peter and elias are soo funny to me as a villainous duo because one of them dresses like ‘lighthouse keeper’ is an acceptable aesthetic, absolute captain birdseye off the shits, built like a brick shithouse and one of them is a twinky little victorian dandy who still thinks that men’s corsets are in fashion. on a related note, one of them beat a man to death with a lead pipe and shot an old woman three times in the chest and has torn people’s eyes out with his bare hands before and will again, and one of them has to use his gay little mist powers to kill anyone, and this is funny because it is absolutely not the way round you’d think