Moo-ving In Series By Ethan Harper

Tim Drake types all his important WE reports in comic sans as a joke but nobody has the balls to say anything about it and suddenly it’s been three years and everyone at WE uses comic sans now

PLEASE no ur so right

i bet in conferences he also looks like he's taking down notes but when you look at it it's just like

✨ Meeting Notes ✨

✨ #1. what the fuck ✨

maybe the best way to deal with impostor syndrome is actually to pivot to full-blown hubris 

the film poster john saw was goncharov and arthur didn’t have the heart to tell him it’s a made up movie

sometimes you have to pretend your kitchen is a club dance floor and get a little whorish while cooking your frozen pizza. it’s called living deliciously in a pandemic

do u guys think the universal translator sometimes has to add context for words that aren’t directly translatable. Like a human calls a vulcan a nerd and it comes out as smart (derogatory)

I will be removing myself from situations

Neil and Andrew have never met, but their cats—Sir and King—decide today is the day that changes. When Neil’s disaster of a cat, King, leads Sir astray, it’s a showdown of sarcasm and simmering tension in the least likely of places: an alleyway cat hunt.

Part 1 of AFTG Flufftober 2024

The reason Diego and Luther work so well together and don't fight much in season 2 is that they both thought the other was dead for a while and just don't have it in them to argue anymore.

in 2024 we will replace the supreme court with r/aita

i forgot how funny the sam/cas meeting is... Sam is like “oh my god mister angel sir it’s an honor” and Cas is like Greetings, Blood Freak