Thinking Abt The Time Rudyard Gave Piffling So Much Class Consciousness He Destroyed An Entire Industry

Happy New Year! 🎉

Vaporwave Neil with one of my favorite quotes from the books 🦊

also Juno laughing and wheezing talking with Mick about the leaves made me so fucking happy, unbelievably content

Tim Drake types all his important WE reports in comic sans as a joke but nobody has the balls to say anything about it and suddenly it’s been three years and everyone at WE uses comic sans now

PLEASE no ur so right

i bet in conferences he also looks like he's taking down notes but when you look at it it's just like

✨ Meeting Notes ✨

✨ #1. what the fuck ✨

idk if anyone's said this before but the fact that tma opens on angler fish is so amazingly poetic. the symbolism of jon being drawn in by the surface level knowledge he thought the magnus institute would provide only to be consumed and swallowed whole by the unnatural, twisted reality? *chef's kiss*

queerplatonic is whatever those 3 middleaged animal men from ice age had btw. i hope you understand now

I will be removing myself from situations

in 2024 we will replace the supreme court with r/aita

OK but The Vast has the most comedic potential out of any entity imo. Like other fears are like “uhhh my cousin got replaced” and “there’s Evil Mold in my fridge” or whatever but the vast could just say “one day I was on a trampoline with my brother and he just didn’t come down” and it’s perfectly in character and just works.

I like to think that Nora based the whole ‘ravens being a massive front for the Yakuza’ on that one NHL team that did actually turn out to be a front for the Japanese mafia to launder money 💀

the king in yellow sending arthur back to earth call that hastur la vista baby